Funny Twisted Quotes

#1. Tawny shrugged. "I was overreacting. Typical big sister move. He explained why he did it, and it makes sense, in a slightly twisted way. He's not a bad guy. He's just a jerk. But a nice one."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"Men rarely do.

Chelsea M. Cameron

#2. Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.

E.A. Bucchianeri

#3. Stop hiding condoms in my stuff. It's like some twisted Easter egg hunt in there.

Alyxandra Harvey

#4. Darkness can be funny. It can be quirky. There are different ways that that stuff comes out as a creative person. But the actual conflicted, twisted, decaying, rotting soul? That's not me. No more.

Nikki Sixx

#5. Why not? If you're not going to let me see you naked, we might as well be girlfriends."
"You're a twisted little man."
"Come on, Stretch, share with the class."
"No!" I laughed.
"Prude."
"Perv."
"Schoolmarm."
"Some other word that essentially means perv.

Molly Harper

#6. I'm pretty bad at seeing new films.

Richard Ayoade

#7. True humility is a kind of self-annihilation; and this is the centre of all virtues.

John Wesley

#8. In daily life language is important, if not in itself, then as a symptom.

Mark Helprin

#9. I wanted to be a soccer player; I wanted to do it at the highest level.

Tim Howard

#10. Nothing, not even sadness could be greater than the sum of us.

Emery Lord

#11. Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic!

Olivia Newport

#12. I stared at Irys. My Story Weaver had to be laughing his blue ass off right now. My future appeared to be a long twisted road fraught with knots, tangles and traps. Just the way I liked it.

Maria V. Snyder

#13. People are often surprised that I am so upbeat. I'm always hearing, 'You're so light and funny, and your books are so dark and twisted.' There's a dichotomy. I like books that are dark and creepy. I don't control it - it's just what I gravitate toward.

John Searles

#14. I love a lot of high speed turns, turns where you have to push yourself, force yourself to go fast. Then there's something telling your foot to lift off, because it's so fast, and it's impressive when you get that feeling and just drive on.

Jacques Villeneuve

#15. You 'accidentally' touched his bottom? Didn't that happen when you last saw him as
well? Surprising how often that seems to be a problem.

Twisted Hilarity

#16. For the casual viewer, Kurosawa's films can be an exercise in endurance.

Jerry White

#17. It was funny, in a twisted sort of way, that night I gained my future was the same night I lost my past.

Kelley R. Martin

#18. Suddenly he caught his reflection in the mirror behind her. His face was twisted into a dark scowl, and he was standing there naked, with a boner, and another man's business card in his hand.
He looked like a dick.

Sarah Mayberry

#19. And many to study so much are inclined, that utterly they fall out of their mind.

Alexander Barclay

#20. I sort of have a dark, twisted, offbeat way of writing, which I see coming up in my kids. It's funny, on Halloween, one of my daughters said, "Halloween isn't supposed to be happy, dad, it's supposed to be dark. " No smiling pumpkins at the Sixx household!

Nikki Sixx

#21. But, yes, I'm hungry." "Well, there's an Olive Garden next door." My face twisted up. "An olive garden? Like... we go and pick olives? I mean, I'm going to need more sustenance than that. What's so funny?

Jessica Gadziala

#22. Read the whole book, suffer it to tell even one of its secrets to your soul, and your soul will grow eager to know more, and will feed upon poisonous honey, and make atonement for terrible pleasures that it has never known.

Oscar Wilde

#23. Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how.

Laurie Halse Anderson

#24. When I said Iniesta was the world's best, you laughed. Now you can see I'm right.

Samuel Eto'o

#25. I love dark humor. I love things that are so grounded in life, but just happen to be just a little bit twisted because my sense of humor is a little bit twisted. I love jokes that shouldn't be funny, but are. Those types of things just really make me laugh.

Rockmond Dunbar

#26. Toby twisted around. "Boo." Emily screamed.

Sara Shepard

#27. He twisted at the waist and stretched out on his side. You're a bit crazy. You throw apples in people's faces when you're angry. You go off half-cocked half the time. It entertains me to no end. So if you are irrational, I hope you stay that way. I love it.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#28. It's sick and twisted and violent. Other than that it is totally G rated.

Elizabeth Cruickshank

#29. All stories I write are compulsive. Anything I've ever written was because I don't have a choice. I write stories because I can't wait to tell it, I can't wait to see how it ends.

Khaled Hosseini

#30. Money won't ever make you happy, nor was it ever meant to. Happiness comes from within. Money at best will make you more comfortable.

James Arthur Ray