Top 13 Funny Teetotal Quotes
#1. Bottle of mine, it's you I've always wanted!
Bottle of mine, why was I ever decanted?
Skies are blue inside of you,
The weather's always fine;
For
There ain't no Bottle in all the world
Like that dear little Bottle of mine.
Aldous Huxley
#3. The best things in life are clean living, good works, and big saphires. And not in that order.
Lauren Bacall
#4. Compared with lesbians, gays seem to be more unapologetic about their sexual orientation. The former must not have balls.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#5. Instead of thinking of this and that, one thing after the other, let your mind recognize itself in a single moment. When the mind recognizes itself, there is no thing to see there. It's just wide open. That's because the essence of mind is empty. It's wide open and free
Tsoknyi Rinpoche
#6. I feel that I can teach my listener about a new word they can use too.
Sandra Cisneros
#7. I think the depressing litany of projections about World War Three and global Brexit recession we hear from the Remain side is not the sort of approach we should take into the future.
Michael Gove
#8. The more successful you become, the longer the yardstick people use to measure you by.
Tom Landry
#9. He was, after all, like other high officials. I wondered why I thought he would be different. These men, who depended on the President's favour for everything, were bundles of nerves. The great power they excercised went with a constant fear of being destroyed.
V.S. Naipaul
#10. I came from the country, and when I came to the city, I was ridin' high, you know. I was seeing more lights than I ever dreamed to shine in the world. 'Cos where I came from, there wasn't too many lights. Bugs made a lot of light, but after that there wasn't no lights.
John Hunter
#11. Simply allow your thoughts and experiences to come and go, without ever grasping at them.
Dilgo Khyentse Rinpoche
#12. For where you treasure is there your heart will be also
Anonymous
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