Funny Stairmaster Quotes

#1. Performance art is the ultimate in creativity. Since it has so many possibilities at creativity, it's essence tends to become creativity.

Jack Bowman

#2. If I could have married my wife and been a sports writer for the past 30 years, I wouldn't be sitting here - but I don't think I'd be sitting someplace where I was sorry to be sitting.

Richard Ford

#3. Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young.

Henry Ford

#4. If I known it would be like this, I would have taken you sooner.

Cindy Skaggs

#5. If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked.

Kate O'Brien

#6. If you can get the crew to laugh on a show, you know that you're doing something.

Kevin Clash

#7. And began typing.
We will not be meeting in my bedroom. Jack and I will meet you at your condo at midnight.
Two minutes later there was an answer.
Sounds Kinky. I'll break out the whips and chains. You wear that pair of black boots I like.

Brodi Ashton