Funny Smut Quotes

#1. But it's there in his face, a fleeting reluctance that matches her own. They stand there together for a long time, for too long, for what seems like forever, each unwilling to part ways, letting the people behind them stream past like a river around rocks. Page: 91

Jennifer E. Smith

#2. Oh Lola's Boobs,' he says into my chest, 'I wish we knew each other better.'
I crack up laughing.
'What's that you say?' he jokes, putting his ear to my right breast. 'You wish you could come out to play more often but Lola doesn't let you? Well, that's a shame.

Bianca Giovanni

#3. I don't want to be in some big beautiful place that nobody want me, because I play the blues.

Luther Allison

#4. If from thy secret bed Of luxury unbidden offspring rise, Let them be kindly welcom'd to the day.

John Armstrong

#5. Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.

Horace

#6. Ah, the world was ever so. How sad are heroes when their tasks are done ...

Michael Moorcock

#7. You know on TV when there's one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?
Well chirp fucking chirp ... this is one of those moments.

Emma Chase

#8. I'm no politician. I'm an historian who has learned through a lifetime of studying that nothing in the world beats universal education.

Stephen Ambrose

#9. Is global warming new? I don't know. When I was young I remember the sun being hot.

Dennis Miller

#10. So you'll be my bodyguard for any guys who want to introduce me to anal?' I joke.
'I will defend your virtue and your ass to the death,' he says with a knightly vow.

Bianca Giovanni

#11. Without the friendship we'd never have discovered the reason we were friends.

Mike A. Lancaster

#12. I routinely oscillate between exultation and despair. Maybe at the end of the day I feel pretty good about what I've written, but the next morning I see that it's crap. Then I start again - make a new outline, do some more research, try to rethink the whole question.

Barbara Ehrenreich

#13. There are a certain number of extreme behaviours led by fundamentalists who are using their religion for political ends and use extremist techniques.

Jean-Francois Cope

#14. This is a bad idea."
"If you ever stop saying that, I'll know it's time to start worrying.

Mark Lawrence