Funny Ring Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 31 Funny Ring Sayings

#1. Too often, we decide to follow a path that is not really our own, one that others have set for us. We forget that ... in both cases we will pass through both difficult and happy moments. But when we are living our dream, the difficulties we encounter make sense. - Author: Paulo Coelho
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#2. When it all comes true Just the way you planned It's funny but the bells don't ring It's a quiet thing. - Author: Fred Ebb
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#3. This kind of mixing of ingredients happens all the time at fast-food places ... You know when you order french fries and there's a rogue onion ring at the bottom. You know, at first you're alarmed but you eat it. It all comes from the same place! You just have to go for it. - Author: Chelsea Handler
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#4. Until a character becomes a personality it cannot be believed. Without personality, the character may do funny or interesting things, but unless people are able to identify themselves with the character, its actions will seem unreal. And without personality, a story cannot ring true to the audience. - Author: Walt Disney
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#5. No! That's not the way! This is not the time! Hold it back! Tame it! Don't waste it! Send it back! It'll come when you call! - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#6. The moonlight caught the glint of his lip ring, which he was now fondling with the tip of his tongue as he stared down at me. It was a bit awkward. - Author: Holly Hood
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#7. I got my wife a mood ring. It works real good! When shes in a good mood it turns blue, but when shes in a bad mood theres a red mark across my forehead - Author: Jeff Foxworthy
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#8. Never wait for your muse. Train him/her to show up to work when you do by pushing on. It's a dominant submission thing. - Author: Darynda Jones
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#9. One of the reasons I like a suit is because I've never been that keen on my body. The shape a suit presents is always going to be better than anything I can do. - Author: Bill Nighy
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#10. Aha! I take my three keys on my ring (car, house, El's) and hold my hand in a fist so that each of the keys is peeking out from between my fingers. I remember seeing this on a self-denfense special of Maury. Television saves lives. - Author: Julie Murphy
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#11. I don't like hello. It makes me sound like I have dementia, like I've never heard a phone ring before and I don't know what's supposed to happen next. Hello? - Author: Rainbow Rowell
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#12. Musicality means openness to what is present and what is desired, the ability to make the most of what is currently here. - Author: Anette Prehn
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#13. Knox Masters is exactly the type of guy I want to date. He dominates a sport I love. He's confident but not arrogant. He's funny, able to laugh at himself, and ... shit, hot as the fires of Mordor. I mean, the One Ring could be forged in his hotness.
I want him. - Author: Jen Frederick
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#14. Jase turned his head to me, brows raised. "If I liked guys - you know, swung that way, I'd get naked after that."
I blinked. Um.
"And I'd put a ring on that," Cam added, moving to where Avery sat. - Author: J. Lynn
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#15. Stick." I said in Russian. I had no clue what the word for stake was. I pointed at the silver ring I wore and made a slashing motion. "Stick. where?"
He stared at me in utter confusion and then asked in perfect English, "why are you talking like that? - Author: Richelle Mead
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#16. I'll ring for Mrs. Mullet, Feely said, reaching for a velvet pull that hung near the mantelpiece, and which probably hadn't been used since George the Third was foaming at the mouth. - Author: Alan Bradley
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#17. You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.' - Author: Marc Maron
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#18. Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuff the ball into a ring with Madonna's dress hanging on it. - Author: Dan Jenkins
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#19. Considering most everyone on the ground wants my kind dead, this is probably not the smartest thing I've ever done. Though, neither was entering a compound of Fae-Hating-Crazies when you're a Kitsune. - Author: Melissa Simmons
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#20. Dad!" he shouted, loud enough to make my ears ring. "Dad! You need to get down here!" (Derek)
Chloe held open the door and whispered to me, "I could say he's not always like this, but I'd be lying. - Author: Kelley Armstrong
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#21. Dreams have a long history of delivering messages. At the very least they have been considered meaningful and mysterious. - Author: Deepak Chopra
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#22. My love is a hummingbird sitting that quiet moment on the bough, as the same cat crouches. - Author: Charles Bukowski
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#23. Isn't it funny? You hear a phone ring and it could be anybody. But, a ringing phone has to be answered doesn't it? - Author: Kiefer Sutherland
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#24. Simply asking the British people to carry on accepting a European settlement over which they have had little choice is a path to ensuring that when the question is finally put - and at some stage it will have to be - it is much more likely that the British people will reject the EU. - Author: David Cameron
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#25. Any good piece of material like Shakespeare ought to be open to reinterpretation. - Author: Denzel Washington
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#26. Novels are not about expressing yourself, they're about something beautiful, funny, clever and organic. Self-expression? Go and ring a bell in a yard if you want to express yourself. - Author: Zadie Smith
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#27. One does not simply ring Roland.
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. - Author: Ilona Andrews
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#28. He worked very hard, till nothing lived in him but his eyes. - Author: D.H. Lawrence
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#29. It is impossible to produce superior performance unless you do something very different. - Author: John Templeton
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#30. A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside. - Author: Jamie Farrell
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#31. Some truly bad writing, but brilliantly funny at the same time.
"When he was yet a million miles away the bright ring of fire that marked its portal filled the sky in front of him, flexing and twisting like the devil's anus in spasms of immortal agony. - Author: Alan Glasser
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