Funny Puzzles Quotes

#1. Have you seen the new Polish jigsaw puzzle? One piece.

Henny Youngman

#2. The polemics of right-wing radio are putting nothing less than hate onto the airwaves, into the marketplace, electing it to office, teaching it in schools, and exalting it as freedom.

Patricia J. Williams

#3. Women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't.

Bo Burnham

#4. He returned my smile with a half grin. So what do you blog about? Knitting? Puzzles? Being lonely?

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#5. A light, tender, sensitive touch is worth a ton of brawn.

Peter Thomson

#6. Next in criminality to him who violates the laws of his country, is he who violates the language.

Walter Savage Landor

#7. favorite spectre of Sleepy Hollow, the Headless Horseman, who had been heard several times of late, patrolling the country; and, it was said, tethered his horse nightly among the graves in the churchyard.

Washington Irving

#8. My ideas are my whores.

Denis Diderot

#9. Well, I'm English, so it's intimidating to step anywhere. I used to be painfully shy. I wouldn't say that I'm painfully shy anymore. But if I have the option of sitting on the edge of a circle, I will.

Gavin Rossdale

#10. A doctor has a stethoscope up to a man's chest. The man asks, "Doc, how do I stand?" The doctor says, "That's what puzzles me!"

Henny Youngman

#11. God uses the talent pool available. None lived without sin and embarrassing failures. Yet somehow God used them to advance the cause of the kingdom.

Philip Yancey

#12. I'm Elijah. You've heard of me?

Elijah

#13. Raise Your Financial Vibration" Principle: Money is a tool that helps you live your intended life.

Caroline A. Shearer

#14. In his brief 21 years on this earth, Michael Smith Jr. touched countless lives.

Mike DeWine

#15. More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

Woody Allen

#16. I'm way different than I was last year. You learn something new every year. I learned a whole lot from last season and a whole lot from this season. I'm still learning.

Vince Young