Funny Military Promotion Quotes

#1. Touring is just not normal for me. My personality is to never ever talk to people if I can help it.

John Darnielle

#2. If in other respects the old condition of things be continued, and there be no discordance in their customs, men live peaceably with one another ...

Niccolo Machiavelli

#3. If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child.

Linda Sunshine

#4. We found that our kids enjoy those simple adventures we take as a family. I'm driving, my wife's the copilot and we give one kid a choice of what they want to go do. We eat a lot of bad food and sleep in some interesting hotels.

Mark Consuelos

#5. Anyone who dares to lay hands on the highest image of the Lord commits sacrilege against the benevolent creator of this miracle and contributes to the expulsion from paradise.

Adolf Hitler

#6. I think everyone is equally psychic. But through the practice of meditation, you learn to make your thoughts quiet and become more aware of your innate psychic abilities.

Frederick Lenz

#7. We can _start_ making Christmas and Santa can finish up.

Toni Buzzeo

#8. I'm easy to hate.

Olivia Munn

#9. Wishes are for children," Jane Chatwin said. "I grew up.

Lev Grossman

#10. From now on - specialize; never again make any concession to the ninety-nine percent of you which is like everyon else at the expense of the one percent which is unique.

Cyril Connolly

#11. I found out a long time ago it's more fun being the wicked witch than the helpless princess.

Tammy Faith

#12. My uncle just dropped in to see me, but his parachute didn't open up. So now we're waiting on the ambulance to come pick him up. (Hey, I would have drove him to the hospital, but gas prices are too high!)

Jarod Kintz

#13. Unspoken words between you and I,
Present in the eyes of knowing,
Lost in the realm of unforeseen beauty,
I am yours.

Truth Devour