Top 21 Funny Military Wife Quotes

#1. While one-half of the people of the United States are robbed of their inherent right of personal representation in this freestcountry on the face of the globe, it is idle for us to expect that the men who thus rob women will not rob each other as individuals, corporations and Government.

Susan B. Anthony

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#2. Anyone who challenges the prevailing orthodoxy finds himself silenced with surprising effectiveness. A genuinely unfashionable opinion is almost never given a fair hearing.

George Orwell

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#3. Glass is sand and sand is glass!
The ant dancing blind as blind ants do
on the lip of the rim and the rim of the lip.
White in the night and grey in the day-
smiling spider she never smiles but smile she does
though the ant never sees, blind as it is-
and now was!

Steven Erikson

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#4. The naked thing was short-lived. It was only around for about six months because we thought it was shocking. Once people expected us to do it we kind of never did it again.

Mark Hoppus

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#5. Apparently officers are not 'men'. Officers are 'officers'.

Aditi Mathur Kumar

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#6. Say what you think / Love who you love.

Kacey Musgraves

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#7. As politicians we have to make very difficult decisions and one ... is when freedom of speech actually insults public safety.

Tulip Siddiq

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#8. We are all regular people, Pia,' she laughs. 'But we are not
regular wives.

Aditi Mathur Kumar

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#9. Love with its paraphernalia of sexuality, jealousy, nostalgia and exaltation was easier to reognize than friendship, which seemed to have (excepting athletic equipment) no paraphernalia at all.

John Cheever

Funny Military Wife Quotes #617544
#10. Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country.

Aditi Mathur Kumar

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#11. Oh Pia, I feel GOOD! Fully recovered!' he always says in a dazzling tone that tells everyone within a ten-kilometre radius that he's not.

Aditi Mathur Kumar

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#12. Above all, we shall wage no more unilateral, ill-planned, ill-considered, and ill-prepared invasions of foreign countries that pose no actual threat to our security.

Theodore C. Sorensen

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#13. If you have food in your jaws you have solved all questions for the time being.

Franz Kafka

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#14. Anger can be used for destruction and construction, It will be your decision that how you will use it.

Jignesh Ahir

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#15. You have to be careful what you say in front of comedy writers because they will absolutely make fun of it in the next episode.

David Alan Basche

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#16. I think I was probably always a liar; I just get paid for it now.

Jason Isaacs

Funny Military Wife Quotes #1197581
#17. She says with that misty
far-away look in her eyes. Like conjunctivitis.

Aditi Mathur Kumar

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#18. I had a good chance when I went to Beijing and the guy who beat me, I'd beaten him three weeks before and he went on to win silver.

Billy Joe Saunders

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#19. There is strong. There is Army Strong. And then there is Army Wife Strong.

Aditi Mathur Kumar

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#20. I'm a little kid at heart, so my eyes light up when everything is lit.

John Slattery

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#21. It's not being in the past, but accepting who we were and being who we are.

Roisin Turner

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