Funny Military Retirement Quotes

#1. In the winter time the temperature falls well below the legal minimum.

Douglas Adams

#2. The lasting legacy of the Cooter Smash is that I'm the first to know when it's going to rain. That's right. I both sing and predict the weather with my hoo hoo.

Kristin Chenoweth

#3. People seem to be having these awesome sex lives and I'm just trying to find a life partner to go apple picking with. What's wrong with me?

Mindy Kaling

#4. There are only so many pitches in this old arm, and I don't believe in wasting them throwing to first base.

Eddie Plank

#5. The Mommy Wars, as they stand today, serve as an effective check on the ambitions of the American mother. The phenomenon keeps women in a perpetual state of guilt, shame and inadequacy, and does so without involving anyone but wealthy white women.

Shannon Drury

#6. The vacuum left by the departing visitor seemed to echo along the hallway and into the walls. It was at those times, when her aloneness took on a darker hue, that she almost wished there would be no more guess, for then there would be no chasm of emptiness for her to negotiate when they were gone.

Jacqueline Winspear

#7. The characters have desperation and it doesn't work out for everyone. Maybe it's not fair because I'm responding to the adaptations that smooth out the edges.

Robert Sikoryak

#8. And in fact, I think one of the best guides to telling you who you are, and I think children use it all the time for this purpose, is fantasy.

Peter Shaffer

#9. Put your thoughts to sleep, do not let them cast a shadow over the moon of your heart. Let go of thinking.

Rumi