Funny Self Promotion Quotes

#1. It's funny: I spend time in the book criticizing social media, but I'm also aware that a lot of my success is because of social media. I can broadcast myself and my work to thousands of people that are following me or my friends. I do think that social media can be good for self-promotion.

Kim Stolz

#2. There are a lot of ethical firms on Wall Street.

John J. Mack

#3. Truth is used to vitalize a statement rather than devitalize it. Truth implies more than a simple statement of fact. "I don't have any whiskey," may be a fact but it is not a truth.

William S. Burroughs

#4. You get a promotion?"
"I got a polite, but firm suggestion to be a team player. [ ... ]"
"You got off easy. One of my commanding officers once threw a paperweight at me."
"We're a bit more subtle.

Nelson DeMille

#5. Try to spend a few moments each day holding a picture of your body and your mind in a state of splendid health.

Jean Houston

#6. Passion makes us feel, but never see clearly.

Baron De Montesquieu

#7. I am always tying up
and then deciding to depart.

Frank O'Hara

#8. I love the NBA playoffs. It's just a great mental test for each team.
When it's really close, usually one team pulls together, and the other team comes apart.

Doc Rivers

#9. The complicated thing about friends is that sometimes they are totally wrong about us and sometimes they are totally right and it's almost always only in retrospect that we know which is which.

Cheryl Strayed

#10. We are the ancestors of those gardening the universe.

Vanna Bonta

#11. If you really love someone,' Claudia continued, 'you have to be prepared to accept them as they are. Maybe you hope that one day they get a wake-up call and make the changes for their own reasons.

Graeme Simsion

#12. Ever since I was a kid, I've dreamt about winning the Brazilian league, and I still dream about it now. I am doing everything I possibly can to make my dream come true.

Ronaldinho

#13. If this were a novel, you'd have to start a new chapter as soon as I appeared.

Jasper Fforde

#14. We should be treating, I think, the whole issue of climate change and global warming with a far greater degree of priority than I think is happening now.

Prince Charles

#15. Children of the new morning, criminal minds. Selfish and greedy and loveless and blind.

Tony Kushner