Funny Justice Quotes

#1. Eloise thought that justice was a funny thing. It was a big idea, a romantic one. It was imagined like a satisfying end to a story.

Lisa Unger

#2. Church's boss was a dick too--justice!

R.R. Virdi

#3. Apple is apparently building a large solar energy farm in North Carolina. And if there's any justice, the minute they're done building it, God will introduce a newer, smaller sun that's not compatible with their machinery.

Jimmy Fallon

#4. Persevering is not often simply a matter of working hard and refusing to quit; often, by trying again, failing again, and failing better, we inadvertently place ourselves in the way of luck.

Karen Karbo

#5. You're beautiful in battle," said Dimitri. His cold voice carried to me clearly, even above the roar of combat. "Like an avenging angel come to deliver the justice of heaven."
"Funny," I said, shifting my hold on the stake. "That is kind of why I'm here."
"Angels fall, Rose.

Richelle Mead

#6. It's funny how heterosexuals have lives and the rest of us have "lifestyles."

Sonia Johnson

#7. Am I suggesting that you must feel sorry for divorce lawyers and prepare to pay every penny of their fees? Of course not! You deserve justice, and the lawyer can be lured into delivering said justice at a seriously discounted price!

Portia Porter

#8. Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning.

Criss Jami

#9. Calvin and Hobbes are the only two characters from my childhood reading that I return to with any regularity, and they have grown with me, yielding newer and deeper meaning.

Anthony Marra

#10. We have allowed the system to be so corrupted that many want justice to be "empathetic," not blind.

Glenn Beck

#11. Nobel intentions have no real meaning to them if you don't do it solely for you. Do it to satisfy your soul, not theirs. Don't do it in hope that it earns you a reward at the end, instead let the reward be the beauty created as a result of your actions.

Kendal Rob

#12. Simply as a writer of books I'm thrilled and proud that Seattle should have raised, on a public vote, sufficient money to build a central library, and moreover to rebuild every other library in the city: 28 of them.

Jonathan Raban

#13. Nothing amuses people more than a cocky guy who starts losing.

Criss Jami

#14. Marked by justice," I say. Sevro rolls his eyes. "What? I can be funny." "Keep practicing.

Pierce Brown

#15. Indignation is often the best defense.

Diane Capri

#16. Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!

Charlotte Mary Yonge

#17. Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.

Helen Rowland

#18. Unwanted honking not only irritates others, but may also end up causing accidents. Drivers lose cool and it may result in road rage.

Rahul Dravid

#19. Don't go there Rule" Lawe warned him softly. " I don't think your horoscope declared today to be a good day to die.

Lora Leigh

#20. It gets laughed at because it is a small town, I know, but nevertheless it is a place where great men may be born any day, for fair winds and foul blow right on over it without distinction.

Henry David Thoreau

#21. I am funny, but I'm not about funny ...
I'm about peace & justice.

Patch Adams

#22. All talk on Islamic States is just an empty dream. No man in his right sense would accept a nation which bases its political administration on religion, and in a country like Malaysia with its multiracial and multireligious people, there is no room for an Islamic State.

Tunku Abdul Rahman

#23. Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done.

Evelyn Laye

#24. I was an open field, full and plentiful, needing tender love and care. My parents drove the plow over me, tearing up my soil. They left me broken. Thirsty for love. Hungry for affection.

Tiffany Aleman

#25. God in His law requires the death penalty for homosexuals.

R.J. Rushdoony

#26. Pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower!

John Green

#27. I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn't even have to go to school during your period. You'd just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry.

Andrea Portes

#28. All reality seemed to hinge on those infinitesimal bundles of meaning.

Iain M. Banks

#29. Green Lantern: "What are your powers anyway? You can't fly."
Batman: "No."
Green Lantern: "Super-strength?"
Batman: "No."
Green Lantern: "Hold on a second ... You're not just some guy in a bat costume, are you? Are you freaking kidding me?!

Geoff Johns

#30. Those words had been the bane of my childhood, a constant reminder that nothing turned out right, not just for me but for anyone, and that's why someone had invented a saying like that. So we'd all know that we'd never have what we needed.

Gillian Flynn