Funny Brothel Quotes

#1. It's shocking to say, but the cinema is quite a while away from me, and I haven't got a car yet.

Tom Felton

#2. ...there is a sense of defeat at having come so far to be stopped by a mystery that can never be fathomed.

Robert Pirsig

#3. Listen, man: I am not the industrial godfather, king, whatever. I don't relish that title. I don't like it. I think it's limiting. I do country, I do blues. I don't just go straight.

Al Jourgensen

#4. I have sought but a kindred spirit to share it, and I have found such in thee.

Walter Scott

#5. Have you ever been by yourself with no distractions? No radio, no TV, no internet, no mobile. Have you every been yourself in complete and utter silence? With no expectations and nothing else to do?

Silence heals.

Ana Ortega

#6. All the old history was written for the amusement of the ruling classes. The lower classes couldn't read, and their rulers didn't care about remembering what happened to them.

Frank Zappa

#7. He who seeks freedom for anything but freedom's self is made to be a slave.

Alexis De Tocqueville

#8. Sherlock's social skills are a disaster in three acts."

"What are the acts?"

"One: he takes a breath. Two: he opens his mouth. Three: he talks.

Eva Morgan

#9. Cows scream louder than carrots.

Alan Watts

#10. I don't think Yahoo can be Facebook tomorrow, and don't think Yahoo wants to be Facebook.

Jerry Yang