Funny Awards Sayings

#1. Great, big, serious novels always get awards. If it's a battle between a great, big, serious novel and a funny novel, the funny novel is doomed.

Neil Gaiman

#2. Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.

Henny Youngman

#3. At the upcoming Grammy Awards, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony will perform together as the first time, as man and wife. Hopefully music.

Tina Fey

#4. Understanding your employee's perspective can go a long way towards increasing productivity and happiness.

Kathryn Minshew

#5. Katy Perry still gets me every time. She's very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my eyes!

Niall Horan

#6. It's quite funny in that I once won Rear of the Year at my school! I was about 17 in the sixth form and we used to have an end of year celebration and give out different awards. I even got a little trophy!

Jessica Ennis

#7. You know it's always funny - the more legend awards you get, the closer you get to the grave, I guess, i am going full strength right now so it's great to get these while you're alive, I'd hate to get them after you're dead.

Alice Cooper

#8. Obviously, the best dressed awards is very relevant, I'm best dressed at all times.(smiles)

Robert Pattinson

#9. As an actor, I'm familiar with having bursts of energy, where you're giving things a try, and then you have down time.

Iain Glen

#10. Maybe I should think of nothing at all? But that was passion impossible. As soon as I tried to thinking of anything, millions of ideas flooded my brain.

Kerstin Gier

#11. I think we'll still be a family restaurant, we'll be contemporary, we'll be lifestyle, we won't be old, we won't be 60 years old in the view of the consumer.

Jim Cantalupo

#12. I know it's hard to not do well at something, and I know it's hard to need help.

Katherine Hannigan

#13. Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damagers awards.

Jodi Picoult

#14. On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary."

Yogi Berra

#15. The people voting for the Oscars are so old. I haven't seen one Academy Award voter with a tampon in her purse.

Joan Rivers

#16. Sacred is greater than science.

Lailah Gifty Akita