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                #1. For a punishment to be just it should consist of only such gradations of intensity as suffice to deter men from committing crimes.
                Cesare Beccaria
							 
            
                    
		    
            
            
		    
                #3. The straight roads are the roads of progress, the crooked roads are thee roads of genius.
                Robert Towne
							 
            
            
		    
                #4. No children?" Emilio asked them one evening, to his own surprise. 
"Nope. Turned out, we don't breed well in captivity," George said, unembarrassed.
                Mary Doria Russell
							 
            
                    
		    
            
            
		    
                #6. Something about Bekka and Haylee reminded her of Candace's line between ingenious and insane. Ingenuity inspired their dreams, and insanity gave them the courage to pursue them. It was something Melody wanted for herself.
                Lisi Harrison
							 
            
            
		    
                #7. I bored myself to tears with the daytime television drama of confrontation (I've been wronged!). I winced at sluggish morning half-memories of wearing wrongness like a lampshade on my head (I'm mentally ill!).
                Merri Lisa Johnson
							 
            
            
		    
                #8. I changed my name because it didn't fit with the way I saw myself.
                Daniel Tammet
							 
            
            
		 
		
			        
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