Top 13 Funny Christmas Stocking Quotes
#2. We've accounted for 95 percent of all the stars in the Milky Way. The other 5 percent are big, bright stars - the kind that dominate the night sky, but are lamentably both rare and short-lived. If biology's your thing, you can forget those guys.
Seth Shostak
#3. I'm a Libra. If someone compliments me, I'll say something nice to them. I like to give out compliments.
Amber Rose
#4. Understanding variation is the key to success in quality and business.
W. Edwards Deming
#5. Where is the book in which the teacher can read about what teaching is? The children themselves are this book. We should not learn to teach out of any book other than the one lying open before us and consisting of the children themselves.
Rudolf Steiner
#6. Regulatory failings mean that the cost of breaking the law is far below that of obeying it - businesses are happier to pay fines than to control pollution.
Ma Jun
#7. He paused, his smug grin turning wicked as his eyes met mine. We could always have sex. I hear that uses up a lot of energy.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#8. He was a thoroughly bad hat, then, but that was the kind, of course, that nice women broke their hearts over.
Mary McCarthy
#9. My biggest strength is I'm courageous, or if I am afraid of something, I do it anyway. I do what I feel. It's nothing personal against anyone, so that courageousness has been very good to me.
Keith Stanfield
#10. They tell ya when t' start and they tell ya when t' stop. All you have to do is run!
Mark K. Henderson
#12. Meditate upon all the perfect light within your own mind! Do this repeatedly and the radiant Bodhisattvas of Wisdom and Laughter will visit you and change your karma forever!
Frederick Lenz
#13. The language of the face is not taught by the schools; it is intuitive, and to the observant is always legible.
Julia Ward Howe
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