Funny Christmas Hanukkah Quotes

#1. I'm usually writing in English, and then I'll get the hankering to change channels. And usually I'll do that when I want to try a whole new set of keys, like musical keys.

Juan Felipe Herrera

#2. In a gallery, there's an expectation of high prices and a somewhat elitist atmosphere.

Will Cotton

#3. They say dragons never truly die. No matter how many times you kill them.

Suzanne G. Rogers

#4. There are worse things than dying with a song on your lips.

George R R Martin

#5. Jeff- "A Hanukkah tradition is making potato pancakes. For something a little different, use a sweet potato. Anything you'd like to add, Walter?"

Walter- "Accept Jesus as your Savior or you'll burn in Hell for all eternity.

Jeff Dunham

#6. So our focus has to be on the things that we can control, which is to take the necessary measures working with Congress to ensure that our economy grows, that we create jobs.

Jay Carney

#7. O Lord, give each person his own personal death. / A thing that moves out of the same life he lived, / In which he had love, and intelligence, and trouble.

Rainer Maria Rilke

#8. If all Christians acted like Christ, the whole world would be Christian.

Mahatma Gandhi

#9. Hindsight is 20/20, but the moral of the writing is that when you're feeling very scared about something and convinced that it could be a massive disaster, that's exactly the idea that you should do.

Damon Lindelof

#10. Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things."
"But different things can often blend together," said the pine tree. "Let me tell you a funny story about pagan rituals.

Lemony Snicket