Funny Pub Christmas Quotes

#1. The divine right of husbands, like the divine right of kings, may, it is hoped, in this enlightened age, be contested without danger.

Mary Wollstonecraft

#2. The intimacy that arises in listening and speaking truth is only possible if we can open to the vulnerability of our own hearts. Breathing in, contacting the life that is right here, is our first step. Once we have held ourselves with kindness, we can touch others in a vital and healing way.

Tara Brach

#3. I think you always, as an artist, feel like you would like to be more and more specific about your intent and your interests.

Jeff Koons

#4. A pill to make you numb, a pill to make you dumb.

Marilyn Manson

#5. One of my signature strengths is the love of learning, and by teaching, I have built it into the fabric of my life. I try to do some of it every day.

Martin Seligman

#6. The secret is: a catapult is a joy in it self ... freude an sich ... it doesn't need a reason, it IS the reason.

Frances Winkler

#7. I don't know what's waiting for us when we die
something better, something worse. I only know I'm not ready to find out yet.

Charles De Lint

#8. All Politeness is owing to Liberty. We polish one another, and rub off our Corners and rough Sides by a sort of amicable Collision. To restrain this, is inevitably to bring a Rust upon Mens Understandings.

Anthony Ashley Cooper

#9. I think at some stage, I would love to have another child. I would love to settle into a relationship that was really important to me. I actually am not good at the balance at that.

Nicole Kidman

#10. My husband says it is very good that I have very tiny feet, because they're easier to get in my mouth.

Colleen McCullough

#11. I think that the tax situation needs to be worked out between the countries themselves.

Mark Zuckerberg

#12. There is something about men more capable of shaking despotic power than lightening, whirlwind, or earthquake, that is, the threatened indignation of the whole civilized world.

Daniel Webster

#13. To foster the people's willing spirit is often as important as to possess the more concrete forms of power.

B.H. Liddell Hart

#14. I think if you're remarkable, amazing or just plain spectacular, you probably shouldn't have a resume at all.

Seth Godin

#15. The conception of duty has been a means used by the holders of power to induce
others to live for the interests of their masters rather than for their
own.

Bertrand Russell