Top 13 Funny Christmas Mistletoe Quotes

#1. Karsky: I met your father last week. Are you still interested in hearing how he is doing?
Hugo: No.
Karsky: It is very probable that you will be responsible for his death.
Hugo: It is virtually certain that he is responsible for my life. We are even.

Jean-Paul Sartre

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#2. A mistake is a future benefit, the full value of which is yet to be realized.

Edwin Land

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#3. We are concerned with the relationship between art and life. Contemporary art is only intelligible in terms of its relationship to our life.

David Elliott

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#4. Non-criminal sexual harassment on the job is not a problem for the virtuous woman except in the rarest of cases.

Phyllis Schlafly

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#5. Our society finds truth too strong a medicine to digest undiluted. In its purest form, truth is not a polite tap on the shoulder. It is a howling reproach.

Ted Koppel

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#6. I think America may be growing up and accepting the fact that the bulk of life exists beyond 50. Because demographically ... the vast population is over 50.

Carmen Dell'Orefice

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#7. The secret to greatness is in serving everyone else.

Myles Munroe

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#8. I haven't missed many games in my career, so it is tough, and it makes you appreciate and it makes you hungry and ready to get back out there and ready to go out there and compete
especially in a time of the year like this.

Wes Welker

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#9. The place you are looking for is the place from which you are looking.

Mooji

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#10. Sierra, it's Christmastime. Put a stupid mistletoe over his head and kiss him already!

Jay Asher

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#11. Then I understood that a survivor has no right to bring a complaint. Whoever survives has won his case, he has no right and no cause to bring charges; he has emerged the stronger, the more cunning, the more obstinate, from the struggle.

Sandor Marai

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#12. I try to do everything from the viewpoint of what's best for my kids. I have three kids and two great dads and it's not always easy, but you have to try to be a little selfless and we manage just fine.

Kimora Lee Simmons

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#13. It's important to take time for your spouse and nurture the relationship.

Christina Aguilera

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