Funny Advil Quotes

#1. Plus, constantly worrying about money is *boring*. Use your brain ... to be creative.

Meg Wolitzer

#2. If you're the oldest in a large family, you tend to do everything yourself, particularly if you are the first American. You begin a habit or pattern that makes it easy to reject other help.

Pete Hamill

#3. We somehow must become what we are not, sacrificing what we are, to inherit the masquerade of what we will be.

Shane Koyczan

#4. It's confidence; it has to be something good about getting old. One of the things is that you just don't stress about some stuff that made you so worried.

Garrison Keillor

#5. Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life!

Cannonball Adderley

#6. The sun has adjusted its structure so that nuclear power is generated in the core, and diffuses outward, at just the rate needed to balance the heat lost from the surface-heat that is the basis for life on Earth.

Martin J. Rees

#7. The moment a man questions the meaning and value of life, he is sick, since objectively neither has any existence; by asking this question one is merely admitting to a store of unsatisfied libido to which something else must have happened, a kind of fermentation leading to sadness and depression.

Sigmund Freud

#8. I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.

Jim Norton

#9. Advil has a candy coating. It's delicious. Then it says on the bottle, do not have more than two. Then why do they have a candy coating? I cannot help myself. Let me have ten Advil, I have a sweet tooth.

Mitch Hedberg

#10. Indians love to travel with their families, and they bring along everything including the kitchen and cooking utensils. Third-class coaches are always filled to capacity with people literally hanging out of the windows.

Volkmar Wentzel

#11. The speed at which a business success is recognized, furthermore, is not that important as long as the company's intrinsic value is increasing at a satisfactory rate. In fact, delayed recognition can be an advantage: It may give us the chance to buy more of a good thing at a bargain price.

Warren Buffett

#12. But if you look to your Maker, you'll find enough power to kill a thousand Slaters
- Dr. John Francis

Ted Dekker

#13. Coaches know that a parent publicly scolding his kid after a race will not help the athlete perform better.

Don Kardong