Advil Quotes

#1. All I want right now is my quiet room, a bottle of wine, and some Advil. In

Kristen Proby

#2. I had AIDS, but I beat it with Advil.

Jim Norton

#3. Advil has a candy coating. It's delicious. Then it says on the bottle, do not have more than two. Then why do they have a candy coating? I cannot help myself. Let me have ten Advil, I have a sweet tooth.

Mitch Hedberg

#4. You want to know what pain is? Try running out of Advil when you've got a Category Five period. I've had cramps that would make grown men beg for a bullet between the eyes."
- Jennifer, "Beauty Queens

Libba Bray

#5. I was really amazed by this development because, Dad has told me for years that he is allergic to shopping. Advil must help his shopping allergies because he took three before we left the house. Surprisingly,

Jillian Dodd

#6. Give her the goddamn Advil, Dibs. Jesus.

Lili St. Crow

#7. If this is mytstical, what the heck is Advil going to do about it?

Kendare Blake

#8. I think I would have taken a (expletive) load of Advil.

Ernie Els

#9. Life is a river," a wise friend told me. "It's flowing. You're never at the same place twice.

Kamal Ravikant

#10. No two people ever read the same book.

Diana Tixier Herald

#11. Cities must be fun.

James Rouse

#12. Christian faith undercuts the urge to fix everything on our own, through conviction of the final helplessness of man and confidence in the providence of God
through certainty that only God can set everything to rights, and faith that in the end, He will. Man can only ameliorate, not cure.

J. Budziszewski

#13. No matter how hard we try to ignore it, the mind always knows truth and wants clarity.

Toni Morrison

#14. My biggest dream in the world is for everyone to become vegetarian, so there won't be any more suffering.

Alicia Silverstone

#15. People are educated into the fact that as a people we stand a better chance of knowing how to work the law if we know the history of the law and the history of our people's relationship with it.

Immortal Technique

#16. that there's some meaning, some willfulness to life. Fairness. Basic decency. Good things happen

Nicola Yoon

#17. It sickens me that humans, who are capable of such goodness and love, can also be the tools of horrifying atrocities, as if possessed by the very demons they claim to hate and fear.

David Estes