Female Comedian Quotes

#1. I see myself as a comedian rather than a female comedian. I happen to be a woman, but I am a comedian by trade.

Miranda Hart

#2. I do think that character types trend. As a female comedian, the parts that come my way are often terrible women.

Jenny Slate

#3. I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the best white, male comedy writers that are out there. Why would I want to self-categorize myself into a smaller group than I'm able to compete in?

Mindy Kaling

#4. I was almost persuaded to be a Christian. I thought I never again could be thoughtless and worldly. But I soon forgot my morning prayer or else it was irksome to me. One by one my old habits returned and I cared less for religion than ever.

Emily Dickinson

#5. I prefer the term 'sexual deviant' myself," Saiman said.

Ilona Andrews

#6. There will always be a light in the darkness when we are willing to make compromises.

Jan Jansen

#7. is "the denial of humanity's special status.

Elizabeth Kolbert

#8. Life was a tempest, whether you were a milkmaid or a queen. The queens were simply better at projecting control in the middle of that storm.

Brandon Sanderson

#9. To attempt social reform, educational reform, industrial expansion, the moral improvement of the race without aiming, first and foremost, at political freedom is the very height of ignorance and futility.

Sri Aurobindo

#10. I think it's kind of crazy that we're still calling comedians "female comedians." That seems more like a sneak attack.

Ilana Glazer

#11. Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule.

Chris Gethard

#12. I have to be passionate about everything I do.

Ben Elliot

#13. Love is the only thing that we can carry with us when we go, and it makes the end so easy.

Louisa May Alcott

#14. It's just that I'm the kind of person,' Rebecca continued, 'that thinks if you took a map of the whole world and put a pin in it for every person, there wouldn't be a pin for me.

Elizabeth Strout

#15. Professional Gaming, or e-Sports as it's now called, is a multi-million dollar industry in Korea. You can even get a bachelor's degree in e-Sports.

Anonymous

#16. There is a compulsion that is perhaps the heart of life's meanings, this marvelous mystery of blood ties that brings joy whenever a new family member comes on the scene.

Walter Cronkite