Chris Gethard Quotes

#1. I think you can make good things happen if you look for them. Life is a very positive thing.

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#2. I'm not good at math. Numbers are a terrifying thing to me. My father is a whiz with money and the stock market, and he tries to explain it to me, and I find it terrifying.

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#3. Growing up and being a kid, I knew that creativity was at the heart of what I wanted to do. I always had this feeling of wanting to be a comedian and wanting to be an actor.

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#4. My therapist and I even have a joke about it: shit is truly fucked up when I start threatening to take a road trip.

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#5. If I had to give you a proper description, I would say a camel cricket is basically a cross between a grasshopper and a dragon and that its natural habitat is the nightmares of men.

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#6. Outside of performing, (a comedian) is someone who is analyzing life, thinking about it and trying to be observing so much. In my opinion, it can make you feel on the outside looking in.

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#7. The thing that I like about public-access is that I am often in the middle of chaos

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#8. I think there is a weird loneliness that comes with being a comedian. There is something definitely inside the personality of a person who wants to be a comedian, and (he or she) is looking to connect (to the audience) at all times.

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#9. I bet I'm the only person in history who went from being the star of a sitcom to the host of a public-access show in less than a year.

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#10. Mania is fun. I won't lie, it's fun. But it's usually followed by a soul-crushing depression.

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#11. As luck would have it, I happened to have a top hat that I previously wore to my junior prom.

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#12. I get very jealous of my friends who have traditional families and 9-to-5 jobs, because I feel like just by the nature of being a comedian ...

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#13. I just like testing myself. I just have that thing in me. Whatever it is that people tell me I can't do, I've gotta try it.

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#14. People ask, why hasn't that person busted out? Almost always, at the end of it, consciously or subconsciously, it hasn't happened because that person has chosen for it to not happen. Either walking away, because it wasn't the life they wanted, or through self-sabotaging.

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#15. If I could have enough money that I know I could buy a house someday, and if I want to have kids, I could raise them - I don't need the money grab. I don't need to have a mansion. I just need to be creative and happy.

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#16. If people tell me something is impossible, I just want to prove that. I want to know that that's for certain. I don't want to not do something because someone says I can't.

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#17. The world of entertainment is built for big money. It's not built for small-scale projects that sustain themselves.

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#18. You need an immense amount of luck and perseverance to even be on the playing field for success on a grand scale.

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#19. Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule.

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#20. People who get lucky, also tend to be really great looking, which is luck on some level, but it is also just the fact of the matter.

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#21. You see people - maybe in a frustrating fashion - that don't get embraced, when they should. You get some people who get embraced too early, and they tend to flame out, but it's really rare that someone gets lucky. It's usually a combination of a lot of talent and a lot of hard work.

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#22. I was that kid who did every activity when I was in high school. There wasn't a day that I didn't stay after school to do something. I just had my hands in everything. And I was similarly very, very angry. I was an angry little guy.

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#23. The best advice I've gotten in terms of that was someone who said, "People will surprise you if you let them."

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#24. When you try to go back and watch improv on tape, it almost never feels as good as it did when a crowd was laughing at it.

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#25. If you are a New York comedian who knows how to improvise and has glasses, you're going to start getting commercials.

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#26. ...beautiful things often happen, and that the most beautiful things are often simple.

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