Mehmood Comedian Quotes

#1. In order to approximate dinosaurian physiology, the trio of scientists carried out the unenviable task of sticking thermometers in the cloacae of American alligators.

Brian Switek

#2. When I started thinking about it, I was like, 'OK, if throughout time I get labeled as a conscious artist, I'll be very much celebrated, in a way, and honored.'

Common

#3. Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind.

Richard Powers

#4. As happens with all miracles, once life goes on, those who believe retell them with wonder. Those who do not, do not.

Mitch Albom

#5. Italians know about human nature - they understand human nature perhaps better than anyone else does. They know that people are weak and greedy and lazy and dishonest and they just try to make the best of it; to work around it.

Donna Leon

#6. If I see a spider in my house, I put it in a cup, and then I take it outside. I save it. What is wrong with me?

Jacqueline Emerson

#7. I would love to be more specific, but really, any type of bird is the funniest animal. They have to move awkwardly when walking. They have beady eyes; they are very suspicious. They can't do anything right. They have no hands, which is inherently funny.

Kurt Braunohler

#8. I'm not an expert," said Cletus. "I'm a scholar. There's a difference. An expert's a man who knows a great deal about his subject. A scholar's someone who knows all there is that's available to be known about it.

Gordon R. Dickson

#9. When each elder or pastor has his will aligned with the Lord's, we waste no time arguing for our own.

Charles R. Swindoll

#10. The best client is a scared millionaire.

H.L. Mencken

#11. I have more than once in my time woken up feeling like death.

Christopher Hitchens

#12. The choices that bedevil the writer bedevil the translator ten times over.

Margaret Atwood