Fat Bastard Quotes

#1. Times Mayor of Abingdon - was, no doubt, a benefactor to his generation, but I hope there are not many of his kind about in this overcrowded nineteenth century.

Jerome K. Jerome

#2. Women will continue to sacrifice being liked for being successful.

Sheryl Sandberg

#3. I used to have Santa and the whole coal thing, but between Wade and their father, the little shits get whatever they want. They no longer feel like they need the fat bastard!

Ethan Day

#4. Scientists attach great importance to the human capacity for spoken language. But we also have a parallel track of nonverbal communication, which may reveal more than our carefully chosen words, and sometimes be at odds with them.

Leonard Mlodinow

#5. We get pissed off when someone tells us what to do, but we don't know what to do unless some fat bastard tell us.

Beatrice Sparks

#6. Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor.

Ogden Nash

#7. Aim for the stars, and afterward, pass them.

Matshona Dhliwayo

#8. I found that I wanted to be best friends with almost all the women I interviewed because they had been through something. They were closing in on the circle of their journey and they had a kind of wisdom that comes from their long life.

Joyce Tenneson

#9. If you see something working for someone else, and you are in the same business, more than likely it will work for you.

Ehab Atalla

#10. She had not thought of them as "fat," though. She had thought of them as "big," because one of the first things her friend Ginika told her was that "fat" in America was a bad word, heaving with moral judgment like "stupid" or "bastard," and not a mere description like "short" or "tall.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

#11. I've been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and ... I think it's a tremendous blessing.

Lester Grinspoon

#12. [ ... ] Lilith turned on me with the same fury I had watched her unleash on that fat bastard on the TV and I seriously feared for my balls.

Tabitha McGowan

#13. Thank you, brave soldier, for going into battle for me by feeding my fish.

Raine Miller

#14. Perhaps it's my natural pessimism, but it seems that an awfully large part of travel these days is to see things while you still can.

Bill Bryson

#15. One of the things I've done is tell myself I can't let bad things that happen to me on the field, off the field, whatever, affect me.

Matt Kemp