The Fat Bastard Quotes

#1. I used to have Santa and the whole coal thing, but between Wade and their father, the little shits get whatever they want. They no longer feel like they need the fat bastard!

Ethan Day

#2. We get pissed off when someone tells us what to do, but we don't know what to do unless some fat bastard tell us.

Beatrice Sparks

#3. Rock and roll is commitment. Rock and roll is passion and spirit.

Mick Fleetwood

#4. They used to draw cartoons of Jews in Germany. Later they started killing them in the Holocaust.

Muhammad Ali

#5. I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

Rob Corddry

#6. 'Scandal' has been, for me, the most consistent time I've ever logged in front of a camera. I grew up in the theater, and I feel very confident and comfortable on the stage and in front of a live audience, but the camera is a very different medium.

Katie Lowes

#7. The thoughtful man becomes a hermit in the thoroughfares of the marketplace.

Henry David Thoreau

#8. To kill for fun is the job of the psychopaths! And what is a matador, apart from being a mentally ill person?

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#9. He had a happy canine way of seeking approval without seeming insecure.

Jonathan Franzen

#10. Korum couldn't understand [Connor's] placidity. If Mia had blushed at the touch of another man, that man's lifespan would've been numbered in minutes.

Anna Zaires

#11. It used to be standard practice that the pre-match meal consisted of egg, steak and chicken. But I talked them into changing to complex carbohydrates. So now they will sup on porridge, pasta or rice.

Craig Johnston

#12. She had not thought of them as "fat," though. She had thought of them as "big," because one of the first things her friend Ginika told her was that "fat" in America was a bad word, heaving with moral judgment like "stupid" or "bastard," and not a mere description like "short" or "tall.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

#13. [ ... ] Lilith turned on me with the same fury I had watched her unleash on that fat bastard on the TV and I seriously feared for my balls.

Tabitha McGowan

#14. Against the State, against the Church, against the silence of the medical profession, against the whole machinery of dead institutions of the past, the woman of today arises.

Margaret Sanger

#15. Creativity is not and never has been sensible.

Julia Cameron