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                #1. I had decided to be a magician well before I decided to be a writer. I was the little boy who would get up on-stage and do magic wearing a fake mustache, which would fall off during the performance. I'm still trying to perform those tricks. Now I do it with writing.
                Ray Bradbury
							 
            
                    
		    
                #2. She was open to love, but she was best at managing her own happiness; it was other people's happiness that sunk her.
                Cynthia D'Aprix Sweeney
							 
            
            
		    
                #3. If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.
                Jeff Foxworthy
							 
            
            
		    
                #4. Be patient and be yourself. Unbelievable that I needed to consume weeks worth of books and seminars to learn that.
                John Duover
							 
            
                    
		    
                #5. What kind of wedding do you want?" "The one with a groom.
                Jude Deveraux
							 
            
            
		    
                #6. Declan's eternal position as an outsider, neither a dreamer nor a dream.
                Maggie Stiefvater
							 
            
            
		    
                #7. Neither the life of anarchy nor the life enslaved by tyrants, no, worship neither. Strike the balance all in all and god will give you power.
                Aeschylus
							 
            
            
		    
                #8. Compassion may not fix a problem. It may not undo a wrong, but it may bring a little light into the life of someone who is suffering.
                Karlyle Tomms
							 
            
                    
		    
                #9. It is a pity, in my opinion, that no prize exists for the writer who best refrains from adding to the world's bad books.
                William, Saroyan
							 
            
            
		    
            
            
		    
                #11. The Beastie Boys are guys I loved before I met them, and when I got to know them, we started a magazine together, and we started making videos together, and a lot of it came out of us just cracking ourselves up, like going to the fake mustache store and buying fake mustaches.
                Spike Jonze
							 
            
            
		    
                #12. I cannot subscribe to the omnipotence of a State legislature.
                Samuel Chase
							 
            
            
		    
                #13. If you Surrender to temptation then
weak is your soul, for you like grass
that alows the wind to be its "control
freak". A strong soul knows what it
wants and adheres to its principles like
a tree that stands still despite the
condition.
                Morgan Chabane
							 
            
            
		    
                #14. When you ain't got no money, you got the blues.
                Howlin' Wolf
							 
            
                    
		    
                #15. If you're going into stand-up, you're hyper-analyzing the world and asking as many questions about a thing as you possibly can so you can figure out the ultimate nature of that thing.
                Chris Hardwick
							 
            
            
		    
                #16. I'm an old fashioned theater major at heart. I love to do a show, do something with friends; I'm kind of a nerd in that way. I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.
                Tom Lenk
							 
            
            
		    
                #17. I try to do a lot of asymmetrical, triangular compositions - I find those work really well for comic book covers in that portrait mode, and I don't always see that in other artists.
                Jim Lee
							 
            
            
		    
                #18. Sadly, peaks and valleys are a part of life. You are resilient and you will come out of this stronger than you ever thought possible. Trust me - I know. It's crucial to remain positive and optimistic.
                Matt Abrams
							 
            
            
		    
            
            
		 
		
			        
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