Top 19 Fake Mustache Quotes

#1. I had decided to be a magician well before I decided to be a writer. I was the little boy who would get up on-stage and do magic wearing a fake mustache, which would fall off during the performance. I'm still trying to perform those tricks. Now I do it with writing.

Ray Bradbury

#2. She was open to love, but she was best at managing her own happiness; it was other people's happiness that sunk her.

Cynthia D'Aprix Sweeney

#3. If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

Jeff Foxworthy

#4. Be patient and be yourself. Unbelievable that I needed to consume weeks worth of books and seminars to learn that.

John Duover

#5. What kind of wedding do you want?" "The one with a groom.

Jude Deveraux

#6. Declan's eternal position as an outsider, neither a dreamer nor a dream.

Maggie Stiefvater

#7. Neither the life of anarchy nor the life enslaved by tyrants, no, worship neither. Strike the balance all in all and god will give you power.

Aeschylus

#8. Compassion may not fix a problem. It may not undo a wrong, but it may bring a little light into the life of someone who is suffering.

Karlyle Tomms

#9. It is a pity, in my opinion, that no prize exists for the writer who best refrains from adding to the world's bad books.

William, Saroyan

#10. Think for yourself and question authority.

Timothy Leary

#11. The Beastie Boys are guys I loved before I met them, and when I got to know them, we started a magazine together, and we started making videos together, and a lot of it came out of us just cracking ourselves up, like going to the fake mustache store and buying fake mustaches.

Spike Jonze

#12. I cannot subscribe to the omnipotence of a State legislature.

Samuel Chase

#13. If you Surrender to temptation then
weak is your soul, for you like grass
that alows the wind to be its "control
freak". A strong soul knows what it
wants and adheres to its principles like
a tree that stands still despite the
condition.

Morgan Chabane

#14. When you ain't got no money, you got the blues.

Howlin' Wolf

#15. If you're going into stand-up, you're hyper-analyzing the world and asking as many questions about a thing as you possibly can so you can figure out the ultimate nature of that thing.

Chris Hardwick

#16. I'm an old fashioned theater major at heart. I love to do a show, do something with friends; I'm kind of a nerd in that way. I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance.

Tom Lenk

#17. I try to do a lot of asymmetrical, triangular compositions - I find those work really well for comic book covers in that portrait mode, and I don't always see that in other artists.

Jim Lee

#18. Sadly, peaks and valleys are a part of life. You are resilient and you will come out of this stronger than you ever thought possible. Trust me - I know. It's crucial to remain positive and optimistic.

Matt Abrams

#19. Whatever man imagines is possible

Julie Andrews Edwards

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