Engagement Ring Quotes

#1. For the love of God, Hanna, where are you?" he yelled.
Across the room she lowered her fruity drink, held up her hand decorated with a beautiful engagement ring, and called out, "Is that what this ring means? That I come to your rescue?"
He nodded fervently, shouting, "Yes!

Christina Lauren

#2. I was like a turd inside someone who'd accidentally swallowed an engagement ring: I was nothing, yet I carried something uniquely special.

Alissa Nutting

#3. One true friend was worth more than fifty frenemies who laughed at my engagement ring. Bitches

Nicole Williams

#4. First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring ... soon after ... comes Suffer ... ring!

Jay Leno

#5. Georgie noticed she was wearing a small engagement ring.

Rainbow Rowell

#6. The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women are the ones who get to clean up all the poop (stains and toilet bowl swirls included) that is provided by every family member living in the house until they die.

Heather Chapple

#7. There was, she noticed, a fragment of frozen pea caught in the setting of her engagement ring.

Robert Galbraith

#8. Obviously this is engagement ring city. Couples are wandering along and girls are pointing through the windows and the men are smiling but all look slightly sick whenever their girlfriends turn away.

Sophie Kinsella

#9. I bet you didn't have to say a word. I bet those rings were all Ty. Which makes you the only female on the planet who didn't have to give her man some instruction when it came to an engagement ring," Krystal noted correctly and I looked down at her. "He may drink beer but that boy is pure champagne.

Kristen Ashley

#10. He certainly must have money, for he has just showered Jane with jewelry. Her engagement ring is a diamond cluster so big that it looks like a plaster on Jane's fat paw.

L.M. Montgomery

#11. Mum handed me back my engagement ring and I slipped it on. I found the weight of it around my finger comforting, as it Todd was holding my hand.

Rosamund Lupton

#12. The biggest lie a girl will ever tell you is that the size or authenticity of an engagement ring doesn't matter to her. The truth is that the worth of a woman could be defined by her engagement ring.

David Bowick

#13. The only purpose of an engagement ring is to show you 'belong' to someone, and your man makes bank.

Jessica Valenti

#14. In Russia there are no native words for efficiency, challenge, engagement ring, have fun, or take care

Bill Bryson

#15. When healthy people fall in love, they buy a bunch of flowers or an engagement ring and go and Do Something About It. When poets fall in love, they make a list of their loved one's body parts and attach similes to them.

Mark Forsyth

#16. The engagement ring is an emerald, and the dim light from the window is refracted green and white in it. The rings are silver, and they need cleaning. They need wearing, and I know just the girl to wear them.

Audrey Niffenegger

#17. I can understand; you are really in a mess and there is no way out. I have heard that there are three rings of love: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer-ring.

Rajneesh

#18. My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw was an engagement ring. I was hooked.

Elizabeth Taylor

#19. I have an engagement ring, which is my favorite accessory.

Jules Asner

#20. A Bridgeport, Connecticut, man presented his girlfriend with an engagement ring and handed her one end of a ribbon; the other end disappeared into his pocket. "A surprise," he said, and urged her to pull it. She obliged. The ribbon was attached to the trigger of a revolver. The man died instantly.

Erik Larson

#21. One of my most sentimental items is my grandmother's engagement ring that my mom gave me a few years ago. It's a Victorian-style setting that's closed in the back, so it doesn't sparkle the way diamonds do now. I wear it as a pendant.

Georgina Chapman

#22. Oh, is that what's in the box? You threw my engagement ring at me?

Linda Howard

#23. The gentle Kathryn thumps the engagement ring in his face, thumps it as you'd thump a spider

Ben Fountain

#24. I like it, but it's yellow, and I'm like, I didn't want yellow for my engagement ring.

Paris Hilton

#25. Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.

Bob Phillips

#26. I pointed to her engagement ring. "I don't know who the idiot is, but I hope he knows he's the luckiest man in the world.

Carlos Ruiz Zafon

#27. A.J. feels for the engagement ring in his pocket. Is this the moment? No, too Jumbotron.

Gabrielle Zevin

#28. Pulling off the fat diamond engagement ring,
pulling off the elopement wedding ring,
and holding them, clicking them
in thumb and forefinger,
the indent of twenty-five years,
like a tiny rip leaving its mark ...

Anne Sexton

#29. The five rings of marriage: there's the engagement ring and the wedding ring, but there are three others, too: the boring, the suffering and the lawyering. I watched it for 20 years from behind a bar in Ft. Lauderdale. I prefer to stay single.

Steve Trotter

#30. Diamonds aren't forever. Diamond engagement rings have only been a "necessary luxury" for about eighty years. We take the tradition of a diamond engagement ring for granted, as if it were as old as marriage itself. It's not. In fact, it's only about as old as the microwave oven.

Aja Raden

#31. There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Woody Allen

#32. Mallory asked sympathetically, reaching for the syrup, her engagement ring catching the light.
Amy shielded her eyes. "Jeez, Mallory, stop waving that thing around - you're going to blind us. Couldn't Ty have found one smaller than a third world country? Or less sparkyly?

Jill Shalvis

#33. I've always said, stuff the engagement ring! Just build me a really big library.

Emma Watson

#34. The Spirit is like God's engagement ring saying to us, "This promise is only the beginning. You have no idea how much I will bless you. There is a wedding feast coming to you that you wouldn't believe. But I've given you my Spirit so you will believe that it is coming.

Kevin DeYoung

#35. It's my mother's engagement ring so I thought it was quite nice because obviously she's not going to be around to share any of the fun and excitement of it all - this was my way of keeping her close to it all.

Prince William

#36. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering. ~ Unknown

Melinda Curtis

#37. A fake ring. A fake engagement. Fake love. Everything was fake. Shiny and put together on the outside, empty on the inside.

Jamie Farrell

#38. When you found someone you really loved, everything fitted.

Melissa Hill

#39. She was a Tri Delt, majoring in finding a diamond ring.

Jane Smiley

#40. A relationship that violates values is simply headed for crisis.

Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha

#41. Having been engaged rather a lot of times, Zsa Zsa Gabor was asked whether a lady should give back the ring. Her answer?
Of course dahlink, but first, you take out all the diamonds.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

#42. Give a man a finger, he'll put a wedding ring on it!

Ljupka Cvetanova

#43. Calm down, it isn't a ring I laughed and he pushed the box across the table to me and I blushed and opened it.

Mercy Cortez

#44. Truth be told, many couples spend more time planning the wedding and the honeymoon than they do preparing for the marriage.

Carlos Wallace

#45. I know you mean well, but you have to remember that things don't always work out like they do in your storybooks.

Melissa Hill