Bob Phillips Quotes

#1. Love has been described as a three-ring circus: First comes the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, and after that the suffering.

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#2. The person who knows everything has the most to learn.

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#3. Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.

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#4. The best way to keep your daughter out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.

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#5. A credit card sometimes adds to the high cost of living but more often to the cost of high living.

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#6. If you want your wife to listen to you, talk to another woman.

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#7. Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in green pastures: It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It restoreth my buzz.

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#8. It is always dullest before the yawn.

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#9. He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

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#10. Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.

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#11. There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he does not believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

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