Eat Brains Quotes

#1. When I eat brains I don't smell like rotten meat.

Diana Rowland

#2. Real ladies can give orders, Real gentlemen can take them, and Real zombies don't eat brains.

Lia Habel

#3. I'm not crazy about oysters and offal and brains and stuff like that. It's vegetables that I really like. I worked in the River Cafe restaurant when it first opened, and I used to eat the leftover vegetables on the plates. They were so delicious.

Anna Chancellor

#4. My childhood is more hick than I could ever possibly relate to you, and also more intellectual than you would ever expect. For instance, me and my sister, when we were little, we would compete to see who could eat the most squirrel brains.

Shea Hembrey

#5. You can't negotiate with a zombie. They have only one impulse - that's to eat us or our brains.

Stephen Graham Jones

#6. Sure. But if an undead creature or whatever comes out to eat our brains or suck out our blood, don't blame me.

Mark Alders

#7. I eat 'The Walking Dead' like its made of brains. Can't even watch the show, I love the book so much.

Joss Whedon

#8. What good are vitamins? Eat a lobster, eat a pound of caviar - live! If you are in love with a beautiful blonde with an empty face and no brains at all, don't be afraid. Marry her! Live!

Arthur Rubinstein

#9. Meetings are places where dead ideas rise from their graves and eat the brains of the living.

Dave Barry

#10. We have developed a culture in which we eat with our taste buds, not our brains.

David H. Murdock

#11. Without habit loops, our brains would shut down, overwhelmed by the minutiae of daily life. People whose basal ganglia are damaged by injury or disease often become mentally paralyzed. They have trouble performing basic activities, such as opening a door or deciding what to eat.

Charles Duhigg

#12. Resting my head on his shoulder, my gaze turns back to the horizon. "How did you get so smart? Did you, like, eat smart people's brains?"

"Well, if I did, you'd certainly be safe from me.

L.A. Fiore

#13. Ok first things first I'll eat your brains Then Imma start rockin gold teeth & fangs

Nicki Minaj

#14. Good King Wenceslas tastes great; We might as well eat Stephen, When the brains lay round about, Toasted crisp and bleedin'. Brightly shown the moon that night, Though the virus cruel. When a poor man came in sight, He made fine undead fuel.

Michael P. Spradlin

#15. RULE #3 - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EAT TEXANS OR ANY OTHER ANGRY REDNECKS: Beware as these individuals tend to carry shotguns packed full of enough buckshot to blow a zombie's head to smithereens, at which point, it will be difficult to feast on brains when the said zombie is missing a head.

P.J. Jones

#16. Agassiz does recommend authors to eat fish, because the phosphorus in it makes brains. But I cannot help you to a decision about the amount you need to eat. Perhaps a couple of whales would be enough.

Mark Twain

#17. He was distracting, but a zombie could eat my brains before I'd admit that.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#18. It must be inconvenient to be made of flesh,' said the Scarecrow, thoughtfully, 'for you must sleep, and eat and drink. However, you have brains, and it is worth a lot of bother to be able to think properly.

L. Frank Baum

#19. I was upset, sad, angry - something! I needed to do something! I needed to feel myself, understand myself and this horrible world we are all trapped in, where bugs and tumors and viruses worm their way into our brains and lay their putrid eggs that hatch and eat us alive from the inside out.

Garth Stein

#20. Grandpa?" Declan raised his eyebrows.
"We keep him in the shed out back," Jack said helpfully. "So he doesn't eat dog brains.

Ilona Andrews

#21. Our brains are not capable of comprehending the infinite so, instead, we ignore it and eat cheese on toast.

Jonathan Cainer

#22. If you have ever seen the movie Night of the Living Dead, you have a rough idea how modern corporations and organizations operate, with projects and proposals that everybody thought were killed constantly rising from their graves to stagger back into meetings and eat the brains of the living.

Dave Barry

#23. If a fox strangles a goose just to eat the brains, you wouldn't say the fox killed the brains. You'd say the fox offed the goose.

Vladimir Lorchenkov

#24. [An audience conditioned by a lifetime of television-watching is so corrupted that] their standards have been systematically lowered over the years. These guys sit in front of their sets and the gamma rays eat the white cells of their brains out!

Woody Allen

#25. This is the part in the movie where that guy says, "Zombies? What zombies?" just before they eat his brains. I don't want to be that guy.

Holly Black

#26. Vadier (on Danton): "We'll clean up the rest of them, and leave that great stuffed turbot till the end."
Danton (on Vadier): "Vadier? I'll eat his brains and use his skull to shit in.

Hilary Mantel

#27. Not much goes on in the mind of a squirrel.
Huge portions of what is loosely termed "the squirrel brain" are given over to one thought: food.
The average squirrel cogitation goes something like this: I wonder what there is to eat.

Kate DiCamillo

#28. I love hearing details of writers' craft, as cannibals eat the brains of clever men to get cleverer.

Antonia Fraser

#29. Don't worry, Zombies only eat people with brains

Raven Darkwing

#30. We remain convinced that this is the best defensive posture to adopt in order to minimize casualties when the Great Old Ones return from beyond the stars to eat our brains.

Charles Stross