Easy As Pie Sayings

#1. Pissing off PETA is as easy as pie. Delicious kitten pie.

Stephen Colbert

#2. Easy as pie. Actually, come to think of it, not easy as pie. Easy as something else. Like ramen noodles. Or microwave popcorn. Because, what exactly about pie is easy?

Julie Johnson

#3. Making modern games funny would be easy as pie if it was anybody's goal to actually make a funny game.

Doug TenNapel

#4. If winning is the only value, why debate when you can suppress?

John Leo

#5. Pies were invented 12,000 years ago by the Egyptians. It was an easy way to preserve food that would be carried over long distances. They were like ancient Slim Jims.

Craig Ferguson

#6. I must have dreamed a thousand dreams about you these past two weeks.

Addison Moore

#7. Management problems are not respecters of the company organization, nor of the talents of the people appointed to solve them.

Anthony Stafford Beer

#8. I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

Cher

#9. I always remembered that when I saw people get married they got on a rocketship and went to Planet Happiness, Population: Them.

Marc Webb

#10. A combustion engine of ambition and disappointment.

Tina Fey

#11. This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, muthafucka!

Gerard Way

#12. Easy as cake."
"Pie."
"Yeah. I can't make pie. My cousin got all the baking genes, but if it comes out of a box and has very detailed instructions, I can make an edible cake. Cake is easy. Pie's a bitch.

Vivi Andrews

#13. It's quite hard. Making pies, I mean. You wouldn't think it, but there's quite a lot to the process. Bread is easy. Soup is easy. Pudding is easy. But pie is complicated. It's something you never realize until you try it for yourself.

Patrick Rothfuss

#14. Physical activity is the single most efficient strategy for completing the stress response cycle and recalibrating your central nervous system into a calm state. When people say, 'Exercise is good for stress,' that is for realsie real.

Emily Nagoski

#15. It's nice to be in a creative world that's kind of isolated, but you can get led astray down some pathway while you're recording that you might not like later. And there's a lot of time to get in your own head and stay there.

Andrew Dost