Dry Humorous Quotes

#1. Charity feeds the poor, so does pride; charity builds an hospital, so does pride. In this they differ: charity gives her glory to God; pride takes her glory from man.

Francis Quarles

#2. The Latin term pro bono, as most attorneys will attest, roughly translated means for boneheads and applies to work done without charge.

Sue Grafton

#3. If you can't be a good example, settle for being a horrible warning

Jennifer Crusie

#4. I never agree with Communists or any other kind of kept men.

H.L. Mencken

#5. My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical.

Tim Heidecker

#6. When the Attorney-General ceased, a buzz arose in the court as if a cloud of great blue-flies were swarming about the prisoner, in anticipation of what he was soon to become.

Charles Dickens

#7. Freedom begins way back. It begins not with doing what you want but with doing what you ought - that is, with discipline.

Elisabeth Elliot

#8. I'd like to THANK whoever saw a
bunch of cherries and thought ...
HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them "BEANS", smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!

Tanya Masse

#9. Live your life as a missions trip.

Reggie McNeal

#10. My mouth was dry. Whispers carried on the wind as the maids around me bunched together in small groups, hysterical, morbid. I thought: who will clean the mess?

A.E. Croft