Drunk Uncle Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 20 Drunk Uncle Sayings

#1. It is no secret that souls sometimes die in a person and are replaced by others. - Author: Bob Shacochis
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#2. The fossil record implies trial and error, the inability to anticipate the future, features inconsistent with a Great Designer (though not a Designer of a more remote and indirect temperament.) - Author: Carl Sagan
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#3. You need some place to work in. That's the door half open. - Author: Louise Bogan
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#4. When I get onstage, I automatically feel beautiful. - Author: Jill Scott
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#5. My mum's uncle was a sailor," said Nobby. "But after the big plague he got press-ganged. Bunch of farmers got him drunk, and he woke up next morning tied to a plough. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#6. Fireworks: we shoot them off gaily while our dogs hide under the bed. Philosophers are dogs! - Author: Anthony Marais
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#7. If Christianity is true, then every argument will, if pursued to the end, lead to Jesus. - Author: John Mark Reynolds
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#8. Man does not weave this web of life. He is merely a strand of it. Whatever he does to the web, he does to himself. - Author: Chief Seattle
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#9. I'm not a man easily moved to displays of emotion, but tonight I am weak, I am vulnerable. It must be from being inside her, so close to her, breathing in her pain, and love, and light, and blossoming vulnerable beauty - Author: Poppet
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#10. After a while of watching me, he stands and punches me in the face. "If you punch me back, you will be sent home, Pixie." I kick him in the shin. He limps away, laughing like a drunk Uncle Narol. I'm not sent home. - Author: Pierce Brown
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#11. My uncle recovered first, stepping forward. "Are you okay, Alexandria?"
"Other than the fact I just spewed out two gods like a drunk college chick? I'm feeling fabulous. - Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#12. It reminded him of his Uncle Seamus, the notorious and poetic drunk, who would sit down at the breakfast table the morning after a bender, drain a bottle of stout and say 'Ah, the chill of consciousness returns - Author: Molly O'Neill
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#13. Love is never wasted, even if it is not reciprocated. - Author: Neal A. Maxwell
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#14. Once conform, once do what other people do because they do it, and a lethargy steals over all the finer nerves and faculties of the soul. She becomes all outer show and inward emptiness; dull, callous, and indifferent. - Author: Virginia Woolf
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#15. My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago. - Author: George Gobel
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#16. North Carolina right now is going apeshit in a way no state ever has. Take every crazy, angry idea your drunk, right-wing uncle mumbles at Thanksgiving, turn it into a law, and that's North Carolina today. - Author: Bill Maher
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#17. Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, everybody loves them. But I thought this was interesting on the box, 'Konsult Kardiologist. - Author: David Letterman
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#18. The thing that I think a lot of guys need to know how to do is not take your mother's advice about honesty being the best policy. Listen to your cool, drunk uncle who tells you to lie. Those are the relationships that last. - Author: Adam DeVine
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#19. I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays. - Author: Mark McGrath
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#20. The belfry of St Cloud slowly emitted ten strokes from its broad sonorous jaws. There was something melancholy in that voice of bronze, which thus breathed its lamentations in the night. But each of those sounds, which told the hour he sighed for, vibrated harmoniously in the heart of the young man. - Author: Alexandre Dumas
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