Top 4 John Raptor Quotes
#1. No one will ever write a horror novel as scary as reading about my symptoms on WebMD.
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#2. I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I'm sympathetic, it usually means I haven't been around people in awhile.
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#3. God, I hate judgmental people. They're so mean ... and fat.
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#4. I don't believe in ONE holy book. I believe all books are holy. Of course, some books are holy shit.
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