Top 36 Drunk Sex Quotes
#1. I don't intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act.
Kristen Ashley
#2. Let's go have lotsa drunk sex before it hits."
"'Kay. Drunk sex for everybody!
Nora Roberts
#3. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.
Tucker Max
#4. Gotta admit, I wasn't committed to the task," Ryker confessed. "But for a bitch in a tight tee with a great rack who makes twelve layer cakes and likes drunk sex, I'll step it up," he offered.
Kristen Ashley
#5. So this is how cunts that never shag fuckin well live. A life oy impotence, resentment, anger and frustration; nae fuckin exuberance in life, forced tae become an Internet troll or a miserable drunk in a boozer.
Irvine Welsh
#6. Writhing bodies fused as one on the dance floor, limbs tingling, lungs drunk on the lust-filled air.
Sidney Knight
#8. His pain hurt me in a way I'd never felt before. It was worse than my own pain. My strength wavered. I felt completely powerless.
Kristen Simmons
#9. What do you think? The last party she threw for you, you
came home with an inflatable cock on your head as a tiara, totally drunk,
singing 'Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!' and carrying a huge basket full of sex toys.
Elle Aycart
#10. This is where Grey slept. In twenty-four hours, Thomas is going to erase his dreams.
Harriet Reuter Hapgood
#11. What your body does is unrelated to your heart. Don't believe it. The same survey reports that hooking up commonly takes place when both participants are drinking or drunk, and it's not hard to guess the reason why: After a certain amount of this, you may need to get drunk to go through with it.
J. Budziszewski
#12. Lucretius poetic, or "everything is infinite randomness, life is awesome, let's get drunk and fuck." I don't need a reason to live, I just need access to booze and sex, and that's motivating enough. However,
Peter Welch
#13. My cock actually sort of staggers like a punch-drunk boxer who doesn't know when to stay down.
Alexis Hall
#14. The man at the end of the bar was looking at me. ... Should I get drunk and sleep with him now? But I could see that I would regret that so much I would want to die after. I didn't want to get involved with anyone, and I didn't want to bear being alone with the warmth left by someone long gone.
Fuminori Nakamura
#16. I opened the door to The Graduate and slid into the din. I'd been considering telling Harlow what I'd just learned about chimp sex. Much would depend on how drunk I got.
Karen Joy Fowler
#17. The day your drunk ass went on and on about how chocolate is better than sex, you had me hooked.
Harper Sloan
#18. Why all these signs around us that make me doubt language and submerge me in meanings, drowning reality instead of extracting it from the imaginary?
Jean-Luc Godard
#20. Crying in the rain. No one sees your tears and your pain gets washed away.
Elizabeth Bourgeret
#21. Men who take advantage of one woman take advantage of them all ...
Merle Shain
#22. I think that's one of the reasons people love The X-Files, because most people do believe that there's something else going on that we don't know, because life is just too bizarre to be the way it is.
Rhys Darby
#23. According to DC's HIV/AIDS office, three percent of the local population has HIV or AIDS ... The DC City Council, perhaps on the theory that serving up another glass of wine is the way to help a drunk, is scheduled to vote on December 1 to legalize same sex marriage in America's capital city.
Star Parker
#24. It is quite lovely being single, and I much prefer it.
Anna Held
#25. Saying of the Prophet
Desire
Desire not the world, and God will love you. Desire not what others have, and they will love you.
Idries Shah
#26. I respect the Kennedy family. I respect their service. They do a tremendous amount of good. You don't blame the children for the sins of the father and all of that.
Bernard Goldberg
#27. I believe that the Source from which we come is alive in us as our breath, and as we speak and sing and breathe, we release the beauty of the Creator into the world.
Jan Phillips
#28. I wanna never have birth and fail as a father. I would never want the illness that killed in my Nana
Vinnie Paz
#29. Because if you're drunk on sex and love, then I'm fucking wasted.
Erin McCarthy
#30. A man never got a woman back ... not by begging on his knees.
Leonard Cohen
#31. The reason for problems in our churches is not that we are all evil people. It is simply that we have not learned the ways of the King and His Kingdom enough for Him to influence how we think and live in every part of our lives.
Bill Johnson
#32. The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.
Clay Aiken
#33. 98% of the things said by a drunk man are true; 98% of those said by a horny man aren't.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#34. Some men say get them crying on your shoulder and you have the sheets half-unfurled already. Other fellows say get them laughing. I say get them drunk. I ordered up more Riesling ...
Stewart Hennessey
#35. Drinking just to get drunk is like having sex just to get pregnant.
Robert Hess
#36. The truth is Christmas evolved from the Roman holiday Saturnalia, a winter festival where men gave gifts to each other. They also would get drunk, have sex with each other and beat their wives
Huey Freeman The Boondocks
