Top 14 Divorce Humour Quotes
#1. Never make a person feel, that he/she is very (extra) special.. Cause, then that person starts feeling that 'You' are not worth him/her.
Honeya
#2. Divorce is what husband and wife do together when they no longer wish to do anything together.
John Spencer Yantiss
#3. Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#5. And this you can know- fear the time when Manself will not suffer and die for a concept, for this one quality is man, distinctive in the universe.
John Steinbeck
#6. Growing up as a kid in Detroit, way back, there was a movie station that would show old kinescope reproductions of old movies, and I remember seeing Bela Lugosi for the first time and being duly frightened out of my wits.
Edward Herrmann
#8. Jesus didn't die to forgive me of my sin but leave me in it. He died to forgive and to free me from the power of sin.
Paula Hendricks
#9. I still can't believe it ... him comin' here everyday, nobody realizin'. Still, that's life: lotta stuff happens under the waterline.
Alan Moore
#10. The groom should not see you in the dress just before the wedding, that's bad luck. You know what's worst luck? Is getting married, itself. I've read studies. It's like 2 out of 3 of those end in divorce, sometimes more. 3 out of 2, some.
Hank Moody
#11. But the wind playing in the reeds and rushes and osiers.
Kenneth Grahame
#12. My parents' divorce left me with a lot of sadness and pain and acting, and especially humour, was my way of dealing with all that.
Jennifer Aniston
#13. Fozzy was slowly realising his mistake of not having taken his friends words of warning more serious all those years ago. 'She's an expensive filly, with double standards,' he had said. Fozzy had not listened.
Tanya Thistleton
#14. What the efficient market hypothesis doesn't account for is that people are not always rational. Just ask any divorce lawyer.
Coreen T. Sol
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