A.J. Beirens Quotes

#1. On the sixth day god created man,
on the seventh day man created god.
Now we are even.

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#2. Don't be sad that it's over.
Be glad that you ever lived to see it.

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#3. Did god make man too perfect,
So that a piece has to be removed
through circumcision?

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#4. Nothing remains the same.
The only thing that never changes
is the fact that everything changes.

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#5. From history books you should at best believe just the punctuation. The rest is uncertain, incomplete, distorted, exaggerated or even fabricated.

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#6. From bigots who hawk their god
door-to-door, preserve us.

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#7. The purpose of life
is to give our life purpose.

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#8. The main causes for divorce
are marriages.

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#9. And where does god get the nerve from
telling people how to rear their children
when he drowned his own?

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#10. Only those who are brainwashed and fools
believe in the existence of a god.
Those who are indifferent just pretend.

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#11. If the authorities under various false pretenses, continue curtailing the rights of citizens, so that they merely become serfs to a handful of multinational companies, a global rebellion of ordinary people against super capitalism is certainly not inconceivable.

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