Dilbert Comics Quotes

#1. Then there's education. Do you know what the unemployment rate is for engineers? It is nearly zero. Do you know how many engineers like their jobs? Most of them do, despite what you read in Dilbert comics.

Scott Adams

#2. I read the Bible when I was 12 while studying for my bar mitzvah. I was also reading a lot of Dilbert comics at the time, and I guess the two kind of got fused in my mind. I've always imagined God as an irrational, distractible boss. It's my best explanation for our planet.

Simon Rich

#3. Dogs are much crueler than BAFTAs

David Mitchell

#4. I never did anything dishonest.

T. Boone Pickens

#5. Love them all," said Renoir. "That is the secret, young man. Love them all." The painter let go of his arm and shrugged. "Then, even if your paintings are shit, you will have loved them all.

Christopher Moore

#6. Oh what was the racket that backeted and smashed in raging might, to make this oil-puddle world?

Jack Kerouac

#7. ... What our age needs, what it demands, what it will create for itself, is - terror.

Thomas Mann

#8. Violence toward women isn't cultural; it's criminal.

Hillary Clinton

#9. Rocky is a very predictable movie. The ending is a foregone conclusion.

Sylvester Stallone

#10. Simply minding one's own business is more offensive than being intrusive. Without ever saying a word one can make a person feel less-than.

Criss Jami

#11. Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.

Voltaire

#12. In breaking away from the familiar and the expected, you'll be forced and privileged to face greater challenges, learn harder lessons, and really get to know yourself.

Kelly Cutrone

#13. If we'd had another carefree 70's, I'd have been dead. It was a little too carefree, you know? I don't know how carefree they were for me, I think I was worried then, I can't remember what about.

Randy Newman

#14. Dostoevsky is such a bad writer it is hard to take him seriously as a novelist, though he is a wonderful philosopher.

John Banville