Dilbert Comic Strip Quotes

#1. We have seen the future, and the future is ours.

Cesar Chavez

#2. The success of the poem is determined not by how much the poet felt in writing it, but by how much the reader feels in reading it.

John Ciardi

#3. Indigence is one of those states, politicians less likely wish to manage.

Ymatruz

#4. I am only concerned with politics so I may see the day when I don't have to be concerned with politics.

Ayn Rand

#5. He's got one of the best chins I've ever hit in my life. I was catching him and he was smiling at me, he was eating them. He's a great fighter, he'll be champion one day.

David Haye

#6. If this is a dream the whole world is inside it.

David Benioff

#7. I remember one particular moment (I don't actually know how old I was, but I guess around 7 or something like that) when I remember actually weeping. I was by myself in a room in the house, and I was just crying because I realized how much Jesus loved me.

N. T. Wright

#8. Twelve Dancings are dancing, and taking no rest, And closely their hands together are press'd; And soon as a dance has come to a close, Another begins, and each merrily goes.

Heinrich Heine

#9. Everything is a version of something else.

Patrick Marber

#10. No matter how hard you try to move on, sometimes forces beyond your control won't let you.

Alison G. Bailey

#11. A match made in heaven set the fires in hell..

Lupe Fiasco

#12. The root of sanctity is sanity. A man must be healthy before he can be holy. We bathe first, and then perfume.

Sophie Swetchine

#13. Growing up really is bittersweet.

Jenny Han

#14. I understand, and I'm sorry to break it to you, but I'm not looking to hook up with you. Been there, done that, bought the shirt.

Claire Contreras