Top 57 Die Laughing Quotes
#2. If he had a bloody gash across his throat and a physiker was trying to sew it up, Lamora would steal the needle and thread and die laughing.
Scott Lynch
#3. To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths!
Edgar Allan Poe
#4. A shock will do it, he said, or strong emotion, strong emotion of any sort. It can be horror. Or disgust. But, then again, it doesn't have to be. Sometimes, he said, people die laughing.
Hilary Mantel
#5. If we publicly declare that Cuba is a threat to our security, forty million Mexicans will die laughing.
Antonio Carrillo Flores
#6. Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
Lily Tomlin
#7. If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing.
Casey Wilson
#8. I should prefer to die laughing, and, on more than one occasion, thought I might.
Joseph Epstein
#9. A good doctor. He would not let her take pills. Try each day just to laugh a little bit, it's a good medicine, he said. Pills were a second option. I should have taken them. No. Better off to try laughing. Die laughing.
Colum McCann
#10. Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program.
Jeanne Calment
#11. When I was young and it was someone's birthday, I didn't have the money to buy nice presents so I would take my mom's camera and make a movie parody for whoever's birthday it was. When I'd show it them, they'd die laughing. That reaction was a high for me, and I loved that feeling.
David Henrie
#12. For me the moment of death will be a moment of jubilation, not of fear. I cried when I was born and I shall die laughing.
Sri Nisargadatta Maharaj
#13. There's no way to cheat a sensualist like me, somebody who can die laughing for hours over the pattern of the carpet in a hotel lobby.
Anne Rice
#15. It's better to die laughing than to live each moment in fear.
Michael Crichton
#16. My Pa always said, 'Live fast, die laughing,' that's the way to do it.
Doug McClure
#17. Live pretty or die laughing, but don't you run. Don't you fucking run.
Joe Hill
#18. Everything is Song. Everything is Silence. Since it all turns out to be illusion, perfectly being what it is, having nothing to do with good or bad, you are free to die laughing.
James Broughton
#19. The problem is that we've got a sense of humor and (Republicans have) got guns. Will we die laughing?
Thomas M. Disch
#20. At the sight of what goes on in the world, the most misanthropic of men must end by being amused, and Heraclitus must die laughing.
Nicolas Chamfort
#21. Live a good long life. Grow old and die after I do. And if you can, die laughing.
Tite Kubo
#22. Live faithfully, fight bravely, and die laughing.
Anthony Doerr
#23. You know, men do nearly all die laughing, because they know death is very terrible, and a thing to be forgotten till after it has come. T. E. LAWRENCE, IN A LETTER TO HIS MOTHER, 1916
Scott Anderson
#24. Don't wait to be happy to laugh ... You may die and never have laughed.
Jean De La Bruyere
#25. We talk of humans behaving indistinguishably from animals; this view is an insult to animals, as they would not treat other creatures of their own kind the way we at times behave towards each other.
George Korankye
#26. I see a funny guy who's imperfect, but has a great heart and no vanity when it comes to what he'll do to get a laugh. I see a guy who loves his art and loves his family, and who is willing to live and die for both.
Marlon Wayans
#27. It felt odd to be laughing during a firefight. Then again, if you can't laugh when you're about to die, when can you?
Mira Grant
#28. Well, anybody can be a straight man if he hears well. You just have to wait for laughs. A straight man just repeats the questions and the comedian gets the laughs and you just wait for them and don't let them die completely at the tail end of the laugh.
George Burns
#29. Why don't you laugh? If I did not laugh I should die, and you need this medicine as much as I do.
Abraham Lincoln
#30. To die is not to play a part in society; it is the act of a single person. Let us live and laugh among our friends; let us die and sulk among strangers.
Michel De Montaigne
#31. I remember once having to stop performing when I thought an elderly man a few rows back from the front was actually going to die because he was laughing so hard.
Adrian Edmondson
#32. We can either laugh in the face of death or die trying not to.
James Grippando
#33. I steeled myself against laughter; I would rather die than laugh. I didn't laugh, I did not laugh. But I died, I did die.
Miranda July
#34. Afterward I told his widow, "Your husband is dead, but at least he died laughing.' I think she took some comfort in that. It is the second-best way to die, Will Henry." He did not say what the best way was.
Rick Yancey
#35. There is a time to live, a time to die, a time to laugh, and at no time are the three of them very far apart.
Spike Milligan
#36. Scarlett: You should die of shame to leave me here alone and helpless. Rhett: You helpless? (laughs) Heaven help the Yankees if they capture you.
Vivien Leigh
#37. We laugh and laugh. Then cry and cry- Then feebler laugh, Then die.
Mark Twain
#38. Laughing brings out the good in food. It's good to laugh. If you don't laugh, you're going to magnify. And if you magnify, you're going to die.
Michael Paterniti
#39. Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves and laugh at those certain pricks who take it seriously, like there is any way to win in all this.
Doug Stanhope
#40. He who has the courage to laugh is almost as much a master of the world as he who is ready to die.
Giacomo Leopardi
#41. Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It's all we've got.
Ricky Gervais
#42. And I won't be laughing at the lies when I'm goneAnd I can't question how or when or why when I'm goneCan't live proud enough to die when I'm goneSo I guess I'll have to do it while I'm here.
Phil Ochs
#43. If you were not born in this world, there would be no need to die. To be born in this world is to die, to disappear [laughing].
Shunryu Suzuki
#44. When the day comes, I'll get up at his funeral and break a giant stick. Then I'll head to a bar and spend the rest of the night drinking, laughing, crying... and waiting to die. Somebody bring a stick. - Amanda Palmer New York City June 26th, 2012
C. Anthony Martignetti
#45. You are always laughing at the wrong moment; you are considered cruel and heartless when in reality you are only tough and durable. But if you would laugh when others laugh and weep when they weep then you must be prepared to die as they die and live as they live.
Henry Miller
#46. I felt a tickle on my skin; it took me a moment to realize that Cole was driving his die-cast Mustang up my arm. He was laughing to himself, hushed and infectious, as if there was still any reason to be quite.
Maggie Stiefvater
#47. When I die, I plan to be laughing hysterically.
Minari Endou
#48. There is an answer, some day we will know
And you will ask her, why she had to go
We live and die, we laugh and we cry
You must take away the pain
Before you can begin to live again
Chris De Burgh
#49. One must laugh before one is happy, or one may die without ever laughing at all.
Jean De La Bruyere
#50. I promise I shall never give up, and that I'll die sharing my stories and laughing with you and until then, I'll run around this world ... Confessing my stories and making everyone else, confess their's to me.
Jose N. Harris
#51. I laugh for sheer medicinal purposes; because I feel I might die otherwise.
Richelle E. Goodrich
#52. In bed we laugh, in bed we cry, and born in bed, in bed we die; the near approach a bed may show of human bliss to human woe.
Samuel Johnson
#53. In fact, Shakespeare was right when he said 'twice a babe once a man'. We are born into the world as helpless, weak infants, and some of us end our lives as vulnerable, frail adults, unable to speak coherently, or do even the simplest tasks.
George Korankye
#54. We all laugh and cough with the same language and will die with the same language as well!
Javad Alizadeh
#55. We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.
Terry Pratchett
#56. Out of the people that ever were, almost all of them are dead. There are way more dead people, and you're all gonna die and then you're gonna be dead for way longer than you're alive. Like that's mostly what you're ever gonna be. You're just dead people that didn't die yet.
Louis C.K.
#57. I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.
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