Dentist Teeth Quotes

#1. Like going to the dentist, where you write: "Dental appointment today. All of the dentists in Boulder are 'holistic.' They can't fill a cavity but they're good for your soul. Your teeth rot, but apparently your spirit prospers."

Ken Wilber

#2. Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

Ambrose Bierce

#3. There are three proven rules for good teeth: brush after every meal; see your dentist twice a year; and mind your own business.

Henry Boyd

#4. You drank my blood?" Nick
"Aye" Aeron
"Dude, that's gross. I hope you brushed your teeth afterward. Saw a dentist. Drank a gallon of Listerine." Nick
"I told you he wouldn't be angry for it." Nashira

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#5. I'm so glad I'm not a dentist. How many times does someone say, 'Oh, Doc, it felt so good when you were drilling my teeth'? Never. But when you give someone a wonderful cookie, you put a little of yourself in, and you see someone's face light up - that's immediate approval.

Paula Deen

#6. It's funny because I want my teeth to be, like, neon 'Real Housewives' white, but mine have stopped taking to teeth whitening. When I talk to my dentist, I'm like, 'They can be that white,' and he's like, 'Veneers can be that white.'

Christine Teigen

#7. When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.

Kevin Myers

#8. The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get a set which can really be depended on 'till a dentist makes him one.

Mark Twain

#9. You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

Janet Evanovich

#10. Men often think submission indicates weakness, that letting someone else take charge betrays a character deficit. But we all submit to strangers who drill into our teeth as long as we can see the parchment on their wall which reads Dentist.

Edmond Manning

#11. I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.

Charles Nelson Reilly

#12. We have this culture of financialization. People think they need to make money with their savings rather with their own business. So you end up with dentists who are more traders than dentists. A dentist should drill teeth and use whatever he does in the stock market for entertainment.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

#13. I told my dentist I want a tooth to match the others. He gave my one with four cavities.

Rodney Dangerfield

#14. My brain and my heart are really important to me. I don't know why I wouldn't seek help to have those things be as healthy as my teeth. I go to the dentist. So why wouldn't I go to a shrink?

Kerry Washington

#15. My grandfather used to be a dentist, and he made me these retainers that have vampire teeth on them.

Katherine McNamara

#16. No one sane would let a first-century dentist fill their children's teeth. Why then do we allow first-century theologians to fill our children's minds?

Michael Dowd

#17. A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#18. Nobody feels ashamed of going to the dentist; it's socially appropriate to take care of your teeth, even preventively. In short, it's more normal to take care of our dental health than our mental health . . . it's more acceptable to care for our mouths than our minds.

Joe Dilley

#19. The high-strung Frieda made the mistake of telling Frau Fleschner that she had a toothache. She was taken to a dentist. He pulled ten of her teeth! After one day, they put her back in the fields, spitting blood. She was twenty-one years old.

Edith Hahn Beer

#20. Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Ogden Nash

#21. I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth,'

Steve Buscemi

#22. One of my wisdom teeth is playing up. My dentist said it is known to happen with some people when they're stressed. My teeth seem to know I'm stressed before I do. Maybe that's why they're called wisdom teeth.

Karl Pilkington

#23. I keep pushing for the Crest Whitestrips thing. I get so many compliments on how white my teeth are, but I have to say it's not because of my brushing skills. It's from Crest Whitestrips, and that's the honest truth. I don't believe in going to the dentist and paying for whitening.

Jill Wagner

#24. I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

Rodney Dangerfield