Demotivational Quotes

#1. When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteor hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteorite.

Justin Sewell

#2. If I die in a cafe with a good book, then I died a happy man".

Bruce Washburn

#3. Compare constantly, lines and angles ... Hold looking-glass before your model and your drawing. Take a second's glance only, and see if the impression be the same. If it be not, ask, 'What is the difference?

William Morris Hunt

#4. Many imitate limits, not unlimited potentials.

Akiane Kramarik

#5. Try & try until you cannot succeed.

Self

#6. Accept that you're just a product, not a gift.

Konrad

#7. Teach every child you meet the importance of forgiveness. It's our only hope of surviving their wrath once they realize just how badly we've screwed things up for them.

Justin Sewell

#8. CONSULTING: If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

Justin Sewell

#9. Somewhere within sight of the tree of poetry that is eternity wearing the green leaves of time .

R.S. Thomas

#10. MC Lyte definitely embraces me. Jada Pinkett Smith embraces me. Those are two people that I can call and get advice. Those are two people that will call me to see what I'm doing.

Lil' Mama

#11. Someday your prince will come," I assure him.
"And the first thing I'm going to say to him is, 'What took you so long?

David Levithan

#12. Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner.

Justin Sewell

#13. You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

Justin Sewell

#14. TEAMWORK: A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.

Justin Sewell

#15. Rock music is quite big in India - but it mostly just replaces all the intricacies of Indian rhythms and Indian melody with lumpen rock drumming and power chords.

Jonny Greenwood

#16. She called him sweet. Next she'd be calling him nice,and if that happened, he might as well tie a big pink bow around his balls and hand them over." - Tyler

Samanthe Beck

#17. The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

Adam Rex

#18. Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire - meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead.

Bret Easton Ellis

#19. There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

Justin Sewell

#20. Just imagine how terrible it might have been if we'd been at all competent.

Terry Pratchett

#21. Yes, Max is very hot." "Excuse me?" She laughed. "He's the knight, and you're the noble gentleman, silly. You're both hotties." Ethan snorted with a laugh. "On with the tour you noble hotty you." "You're a funny girl, but also quite hot." "Thanks." Ethan

Cheri Schmidt

#22. Life is only logical, and to think it's a gift is depressing.

Konrad

#23. You have to make the good out of the bad because that is all you have got to make it out of.

Robert Penn Warren

#24. How do you ignore the voices in your head? The ones that won't let you just be happy. The ones that want more out of life. More like what men are free to do
study what they want, go where they want, BE who they want

Megan Shepherd

#25. If you're not in a good mood, the only thing you should make is a reservation.

Carla Hall