Decaf Quotes

#1. Once I had a potentially heart attack-inducing eight double espressos in one day. I think my assistant secretly swaps my coffees for decaf as she doesn't want me to die of caffeine overdose.

Steven Soderbergh

#2. Instead, choose decaf for your second cup of the day, engage in good sleeping habits, moderate insulin production in your diet, exercise Primally and boost energy naturally with cold water plunges, deep breathing sequences, napping or quick exercise breaks after long periods of inactivity.

Mark Sisson

#3. I'm so good at my job the law thinks I'm three different hit men and a serial killer. I speak Russian and French, I never had a pet, and the reason why you hate my coffee is that it's decaf.

J. Fally

#4. The word liberal has been employed as the political equivalent of an untreatable but potentially containable social disease
the kind that could be contracted merely by going to a foreign movie or ordering a decaf latte, or worse, a glass of French wine.

Eric Alterman

#5. A good completion takes a long time; a bad completion cannot be changed later.

Zhuangzi

#6. The less I talk in bars, write emails, express myself in an emotionally lewd way outside of my songwriting, the more I have to do it through my music.

Ben Folds

#7. The girl who never thought she would fall in love falls for the guy who can never love her back.

Abbi Glines

#8. Reckoner Super Plan for Killing Regalia ...
Step One: find Regalia, then totally explode her. Lots and Lots.
Step Two: put Val on decaf.
Step Three: Mizzy gets a cookie.

Brandon Sanderson

#9. The horror that riveted through me, the absolute terror with a taint of nausea, stunned me speechless for three, maybe four seconds. I put the mug down and made a cross with my fingers, screaming, "Death before decaf!" as Garrett poured himself a cup. The fool.

Darynda Jones

#10. The patriarchy is alive and well in Egypt and the wider Arab world.

Shereen El Feki

#11. Tell me what you can't forget, and I'll tell you who you are. I switch off my apartment light and she comes with the dark.

Julie Buntin

#12. All sound heard at the greatest possible distance produces one and the same effect, a vibration of the universal lyre, just as the intervening atmosphere makes a distant ridge of earth interesting to our eyes by the azure tint it imparts to it.

Henry David Thoreau

#13. Jake Sullivan, elder of the Grimnoir Society, kept the sword and watched the sunrise. Someday he would pass it to his son. END

Anonymous

#14. Michael will go ballistic if you start a fire up here again." "Michael needs to switch to decaf.

Brigid Kemmerer

#15. Death before Decaf!

Elizabeth Noble

#16. I like coffee in the morning and decaf green tea throughout the day ... When I was younger and modeling, to kick-start a diet I would do a juice cleanse.

Christie Brinkley

#17. Niggas is decaf, I stick 'em for the C.R.E.A.M.

Method Man

#18. The man who satisfies a ceaseless intellectual curiousity probably squeezes more out of life in the long run than anyone else.

Edmund Gosse

#19. I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka.

Chelsea Handler

#20. If this is decaf, I'm going to pour it on your head.

Audrey Bell

#21. The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.

George Carlin

#22. If you can put this book down, it means you need more coffee and less sleep. After all, sleep is for the weak which is why I get 8 hours every night and 2 hours during the day and drink de-cafe.

Leviak B. Kelly

#23. What would you like?" "A skinny decaf latte." This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point it out.

Graeme Simsion

#24. Time to switch to decaf, princess. If you're going to shriek at every bogey that jumps out and says 'boo', you'll be exhausted before we reach the edge of the woods. -Puck

Julie Kagawa

#25. Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf.

Dave Foley

#26. We are too often double espresso followers of a decaf Sovereign.

John Ortberg

#27. Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

Robin Williams

#28. I need coffee to deal with this, and I'm not getting decaf.

Matthew Arnold Stern

#29. President Bush said that if illegal immigrants want citizenship, they'd have to do three things: pay taxes, hold meaningful jobs, and learn English. Bush doesn't meet those qualifications.

P. J. O'Rourke

#30. I ... um ... started slow, a little here and there, gradually increasing ... " Holy shit! "You didn't!" Lucky ping-ponged between outrage and elation. "Yeah, I did. I switched you to decaf ... and stevia." "You are such a bastard. A card-carrying, no-holds-barred bastard.

Eden Winters

#31. You know what they say, there's a time and a place for decaf: Never and in the trash." I

Emma Scott