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Top 100 Crab Quotes

#1. And in the fountain squatted a giant crab.

I'm not talking 'giant' like $7.99 all-you-can-eat Alaskan king crab. I'm talking 'giant' like bigger than the fountain. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#2. A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice. - Author: David Gerrold
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#3. If you've seen a crab's mouth, all foamy and gross with whiskers and snapping bits, you can imagine this one didn't look any better blown up to billboard size. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#4. I never watch MTV. I don't have time to watch TV. And when I do, I'm watching the Discovery Channel. 'Deadliest Catch: Crab Fishing in Alaska,' that's my show. - Author: Carly Schroeder
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#5. She had only to stand in the orchard, to put her hand on a little crab tree and look up at the apples, to make you feel the goodness of planting and tending and harvesting at last. - Author: Willa Cather
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#6. My father was a preacher in Maryland and we had crab feasts - with corn on the cob, but no beer, being Methodist - outside on the church lawn. - Author: Tori Amos
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#7. It's always weird when I meet people who don't know how to crack crabs open and eat them the right way. I take a lot of pride in my crab-eating ability. - Author: Eric Hutchinson
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#8. Have you ever watched a crab on the shore crawling backward in search of the Atlantic Ocean, and missing? That's the way the mind of man operates. - Author: H.L. Mencken
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#9. A country without a patent office and good patent laws is just a crab, and can't travel any way but sideways and backways. - Author: Mark Twain
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#10. A lizard fucks a crab and nine months later a turtle pops out. It's called evolution. - Author: Anthony Marra
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#11. She noticed a monger's window where, on a bed of ice, a wonderful scene was worked in fish. A skiff made of flounder fillets rode waves of shrimp and blue-black mussels. A whole salmon was a lighthouse, shot out rays of glittering mackerel. All framed by a border of crab claws. She - Author: Annie Proulx
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#12. It's always a good idea to chill your crab cake mixture for a few hours, or even overnight, before frying because they'll hold together better. - Author: Tom Douglas
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#13. Lissa knelt down, compassion on her face. I wasn't surprised, since she'd always had a thing for animals. She'd lectured me for days after I'd instigated the infamous hamster-and-hermit-crab fight. I'd viewed the fight as a testing of worthy opponents. She'd seen it as animal cruelty. - Author: Richelle Mead
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#14. The highest treason a crab can commit is to make a leap for the rim of the bucket. - Author: Steven Pressfield
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#15. She carefully placed the little crab back in the sand and nudged it toward the surf. Run for your life, Pinchy. I've seen the way this man eats. - Author: Olivia Cunning
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#16. Apart from its ill-fated name and frightening body, everything about the crab as a creature is creepy. It only moves sideways. To the right and then jerking to the left. It always looks like it's trying to avoid an awkward situation. "Uh-oh. I owe that guy money," as he sidesteps away. - Author: Jim Gaffigan
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#17. I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny. - Author: Dane Cook
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#18. Ah, my dear! Let this be a lesson to you never to lose your temper!' 'Hold your tongue, Ma!' said the young Crab, a little snappishly. 'You're enough to try the patience of an oyster!' 'I wish I had our Dinah here, I know I do!' said Alice aloud, addressing nobody in particular. - Author: Lewis Carroll
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#19. Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Author: Charles M. Schulz
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#20. I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat. - Author: Woody Allen
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#21. Washington is gripped by crab-in-the-bucket syndrome. And there's no cure in sight. Put a single crab in an uncovered bucket, and it will find a way to climb up and out on its own. Put a dozen crabs in a bucket, and 11 will fight with all their might to pull down the striver who attempts escape. - Author: Michelle Malkin
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#22. On the reals, all these crab niggaz know the deal,
When we start the revolution, all they'll probably do is squeal. - Author: Nas
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#23. There are souls which, crab-like, crawl continually toward darkness, going back in life rather than advancing in it, using what experience they have to increase their deformity, growing worse without ceasing, and becoming steeped more and more thoroughly in an intensifying wickedness. - Author: Victor Hugo
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#24. Ocean acidification is often referred to as osteoporosis of the oceans because as acidity rises, shell building creatures such as lobster, oyster, crab, shrimp, and coral are unable to extract the calcium carbonate from the water that they need to build their shells and are thus unable to survive. - Author: Philippe Cousteau Jr.
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#25. I have always smoked and drunk and loved too much. In fact I have lived not too long but too much. One day the Iron Crab will get me. Then I shall have died of living too much. - Author: Ian Fleming
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#26. There are no small number of people in this world who, solitary by nature, always try to go back into their shell like a hermit crab or a snail. - Author: Anton Chekhov
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#27. Through searching out origins, one becomes a crab. The historian looks backwards, and finally he also believes backwards. - Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
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#28. Zinedine Zidane could be a champion sumo wrestler. He can run like a crab or a gazelle. - Author: Howard Wilkinson
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#29. You cannot teach a crab to walk straight. - Author: Aristophanes
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#30. Only you pick that crab. Nobody else take it. I already know this. Everyone else want best quality. You thinking different. - Author: Amy Tan
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#31. Go to sleep, Crab."
"I don't sleep. I'm a crab. I only lie dormant."
"Why don't you sleep?"
"Because things will kill me if I do. I need to be in a state of constant awareness. Even if you think I'm sleeping, I'm not. I'm saving my energy so that I can fuck you up. Heads up 24/7. - Author: Drew Magary
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#32. When I wrote my cookbook, 'I Love Crab Cakes,' I asked some of my best chef buddies to contribute recipes. - Author: Tom Douglas
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#33. I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab. - Author: Dougie Poynter
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#34. Kiss the girl, already." Johnson begins to sing. Badly. A cheesy tot hits his cheek, and he chucks a wing at Diaz in retaliation. It goes wide. "Isn't that the song the little crab sings in The Lion King?" Dex asks. "It's The Little Mermaid. And stop playing like you don't know. - Author: Kristen Callihan
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#35. But that was a long time ago and since then a crab has been gnawing at my vitals. All this began in the Metro (first-class) with the phrase - 'l'homme que j'etais, je ne le suis plus. - Author: Henry Miller
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#36. we were like crabs in a barrel, that none would allow the other to climb over, but on any such attempt all would continue to pull back into the barrel the one crab that would make the effort to climb out. - Author: Marcus Garvey
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#37. I am a crab. I am thinking crabby thoughts. I am tightening my grip on this rock with my big red pincers. - Author: Yahtzee Croshaw
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#38. I have a Guinness Book of World Records entry as the most-watched person on television; now I have a new entry as the only man who has a crab named after him. - Author: David Hasselhoff
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#39. Think't the best voyage that e'er you made like an irregular crab which, though't goes backward, thinks that it goes right, because it goes its own way. - Author: John Webster
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#40. Sweet, delicious Dungeness crab is always a treat. - Author: Tom Douglas
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#41. My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Author: Karlie Kloss
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#42. In the springtime, we have softshell crab from Maryland, which I'd never had until I came to America. In the summer and early fall, we have striped bass, 'stripeys,' which come all the way up the Hudson River but mostly gather in the sound at the tip of Long Island, off Montauk. - Author: Daniel Boulud
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#43. Why it is possible to learn more in ten minutes about the Crab Nebula in Taurus, which is 6,000 light-years away, than you presently know about yourself, even though you've been stuck with yourself all your life or - Author: Walker Percy
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#44. For, like the wind, the sun, or the flowing river, like a soaring man-of-war or a beetle under a stone, like a spider at a web or a crab scuttling sideways across a shore, Nimrod was free. - Author: Andrea Levy
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#45. It was quite a challenge to make people eat crab ice cream. - Author: Heston Blumenthal
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#46. Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Author: Bill Meyer
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#47. This hook nose and crab meister attitude has gotten me every job I've ever had. And more divorces than I care to remember. - Author: Norman Fell
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#48. Thinking of Osha made Bran wonder where she was. He pictured her safe in White Harbor with Rickon and Shaggydog, eating eels and fish and hot crab pie with fat Lord Manderly. - Author: George R R Martin
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#49. One night I was in bed-and remember that I'm on the second floor of a hotel-when I spotted this crab coming toward me across the floor, watching me with his beady little crab eyes. I think he wanted to get in bed with me. - Author: Jennifer Esposito
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#50. I got an alibi, just in case you think I did it. Tighter than a crab's ass, and that is air tight. - Author: James Ellroy
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#51. I do like the ocean wave, actually. I'm born under the sign of Cancer - the sign of the crab - so I like coastal areas and sunny beaches and such - although not the wide-open and deep seas. - Author: Anjelica Huston
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#52. I hate you, I thought, I hate you with your bloody nature-boy airs and your bloody forced-march voyage of bloody discovery. I wondered then if Finn's personality worked on everyone, or whether I had just the the right sort of mentality to fall in step with a self-centered hermit-boy crab murderer. - Author: Meg Rosoff
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#53. Worse, I have to admit to feeling the jealousy of one crab for another that has managed to climb out of the barrel. - Author: Richard Russo
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#54. Who doesn't love digging into a plate of crab cakes or going after a chilled cracked crab with crab cracker, cocktail fork and a plastic bib for protection? - Author: Tom Douglas
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#55. Gonzo, the enlightened hippy-biker island god, was a hermit in every sense of the word; a hermit crab and this island was his shell. - Author: Jonathan Dunne
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#56. The simplest way to prepare Dungeness crabs is to boil them in the shell and set them in front of your guests with crab crackers or crab hammers, cocktail forks, and plenty of napkins. - Author: Tom Douglas
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#57. I am a hollow shell, the crab's died, there's nothing left inside. Don't they know that? - Author: George R R Martin
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#58. You can crab over the morning paper and kick the shins of the guy in the next seat at the movies and feel mean and discouraged and sneer at the politicians but there are a lot of nice people in the world just the same. - Author: Raymond Chandler
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#59. I can't believe that our body, composed as it is of mud and shit and equipped with instincts lower than those of the pig or the crab-louse, contains anything pure and immaterial - Author: Gustave Flaubert
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#60. Harmony crab-walked back. "You're the only one left, Reed. You were right. It was a trap. Michael is a sadist. We leave now, or I'll shoot you on sight next time I see you as one of Bill's brainwashed dolls. - Author: Kim Harrison
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#61. Man is nothing but a coagulation of mud and shit ... equipped with instincts lower than those of the pig or crab-louse - Author: Flaubert
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#62. Our last deed, like the young of the land crab, wends its way to the sea of cause and effect as soon as born, and makes a drop there to eternity. - Author: Henry David Thoreau
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#63. There is a restaurant in L.A. called Crustacean, which is very famous for its garlic crab. Well, I can make garlic crab better than Crustacean. My sauce is so good you'll want to dip your bread in it, put it on your egg omelet, in your cereal, and in everything else. - Author: Tasha Smith
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#64. When I left Ohio when I was 17 and ended up in New York and realised that not all films had the giant crab monsters in them, it really opened up a lot of things for me. - Author: Jim Jarmusch
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#65. The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon's swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and find a generous plate of crab cakes all ready to cook. - Author: Euell Gibbons
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#66. I could see nothing behind that child's eye. 40
I have seen eyes in the street
Trying to peer through lighted shutters,
And a crab one afternoon in a pool,
An old crab with barnacles on his back,
Gripped the end of a stick which I held him. - Author: T. S. Eliot
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#67. I picked up the umeboshi from my tray and popped it into my mouth. I made a show of savoring the flavor. Truth be known, it was sour enough to twist my mouth as tight as a crab's ass at low tide, but I wasn't about to give her the satisfaction of seeing that. - Author: Hiroshi Sakurazaka
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#68. You cannot make a crab walk straight. - Author: Aristophanes
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#69. A pound of Alaskan king crab legs and buffalo shrimp = happy Travie. - Author: Travie McCoy
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#70. You trip and lance
Your finger at a crab. It strikes. You rub
It inch-meal to a bilge of shell. You dance
Child-crazy over tub and gunnel, grasping
Your pitchfork like a trident, poised to stab
The greasy eel-grass clasping and unclasping
The jellied iridescence of the crab. - Author: Robert Lowell
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#71. 4. Q: What did the oyster say to the crab when he took his pearl? A: Don't be so shellfish! - Author: Wally Pleasant
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#72. I'm drawing a diagram of what time looks like if you're looking straight into it - like looking down a tunnel and seeing a circle, if the tunnel were an angry ten-dimensional crab, which is what, in vastly oversimplified terms, we mean by the human word time. - Author: Austin Grossman
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#73. O.K. I'm running out of appetite. Let this swirl - a bit like Crab Nebula - do for now. - Author: Charles Olson
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#74. If a D.C. event doesn't have crab cakes, it's low-rent and you need to flee. - Author: Tony Hale
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#75. When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again! - Author: Russell Means
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#76. I'm a big fish eater. Salmon - I love salmon. My sister loves Chinese food and sushi and all that. I'm not as big of a fan, but she likes it so we eat it a lot. So I'm beginning to like it more. I don't like the raw sushi. I liked the cooked crab and lobster and everything. - Author: Elle Fanning
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#77. As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster. - Author: Thom Yorke
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#78. You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake. - Author: Orson Scott Card
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#79. It doesn't seem too unusual to have a live hermit crab here in Atlantic City, but when you think I brought it all the way from Texas, it's unusual. - Author: Phyllis George
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#80. My favorite Dominican dish to indulge in is anything with crab. - Author: Pharrell Williams
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#81. I've always wanted to be a giant space crab. - Author: Gabe Newell
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#82. I'm a Cancerian, the typical crab with the tough outer shell and the soft bit in the middle. I don't think I'll ever come to terms with people being unnecessarily nasty, but I can take it if someone doesn't like my music - I'm not everyone's cup of tea. - Author: Katherine Jenkins
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#83. There's something called the Crab Effect. If you put a bunch of crabs in a bowl and if, while they're in there crawling all over each other, one of them tries to climb out, the rest of them will try to pull him back down instead of helping to push him out. No wonder they're called crabs. - Author: Jen Sincero
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#84. Lincoln worked Christmas Eve, then went out for dinner with a bunch of the copy editors. There was a casino across the river with a twenty-four-hour buffet. "With crab legs tonight," Chuck said, "on account of Christ's birth. - Author: Rainbow Rowell
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#85. In silence they landed, and pushed through the blossom and scented herbage and undergrowth that led up to the level ground, till they stood on a little lawn of a marvellous green, set round with Nature's own orchard-trees - crab-apple, wild cherry, and sloe. - Author: Kenneth Grahame
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#86. I didn't like crab. Not at all. My stepmother had tricked my into eating a crab sandwich once in a cafe in Cromer, told me it was tuna. I'd never forgiven her. - Author: Rebecca Stott
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#87. {Y}ou make do with what you're given, and I've spent a good many years learning to write fine-sounding sentences so that I can hide behind them. It's the way of the hermit crab, with nothing to recommend it but the pretty shell it annexes for its own. - Author: Norman Lock
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#88. Jared is about as revealing as a hermit crab. He's like one of those piggy banks that you have to break to get anything out of. You can't just shake him and he'll give up the goods. You have to get the hammer. - Author: Penelope Douglas
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#89. An elaborately jointed array of bones landed in my lap, spasming like a broken crab. My cry was every bit as manly as that of a young schoolgirl surprised by a hairy spider. I knocked the thing off me, onto the floor. It - Author: Dean Koontz
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#90. caring about lives is not caring about your own life. it's all about giving your last breath for others to live. The caring man is like the last crab out of a bucket. letting others step on your back to get out, and letting you not step on others back and that is love. - Author: Christian
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#91. The best part of shooting 'House of Cards' in Baltimore is eating lots of soft-shell crab. - Author: Robin Wright
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#92. Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie? - Author: Kathy Reichs
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#93. Some versions of crab cakes are mostly crabmeat lightly bound with egg, but I'm a firm believer that a crab cake should contain bread crumbs. - Author: Tom Douglas
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#94. While you can find zucchini in markets in most places year-round, allowing you to make everything from breakfast dishes like zucchini and onion frittatas to snacks like zucchini-stuffed crab cakes, the onset of fall marks the beginning of hard squash season. - Author: Marcus Samuelsson
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#95. The apple was the first fruit of the world according to Genesis, but it was no Cox's Orange Pippin. God gave the crab apple and left the rest to man. - Author: Jane Grigson
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#96. The Thieves of Manhattan is a sly and cutting riff on the book-publishing world that is quite funny unless you happen to be an author, in which case the novel will make you consider a more sensible profession-like being a rodeo clown, for example, or a crab-fisherman in the Bering Sea. - Author: Carl Hiaasen
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#97. After he died, my mother was like a crab: she tucked everything inside and left only her shell. - Author: Kathleen Glasgow
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#98. It's an alien."
"Sand crab," Leon said. "It won't hurt you."
"It sure is ugly."
"Ugly never hurt a thing."
I scoffed. "Oh, ugly has hurt some things. It's just that pretty hurts more."
"Amen. - Author: Maggie Stiefvater
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#99. Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells. - Author: Danny McBride
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#100. You will never make the crab walk straight. - Author: Aristophanes
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