Top 30 Cow Valentine Sayings
#1. Happy Valentine's Day! And if this is news to you, my guess is you're probably alone. Valentine's Day is often times a, well, it's a manufactured day that really doesn't mean anything.
Jon Stewart
#2. Valentine's Day was created by the greeting card industry to get pussy.
Anthony Jeselnik
#3. She was nice to him on Valentine's Day. She gave him a heart-shaped rash.
Milton Berle
#4. Love isn't jealous. It's kind and patient. It's accepting--it's late night talks and early morning kisses. It's arguing and making up. It's life with the one you can't live without.
Marquita Valentine
#5. My wife always knows exactly," he said. There was a bit of tobacco on his wet lip. "But that's probably because she only lets me do it twice a year, Valentine's and my birthday, so it's not hard to figure." He stepped out the door and then turned to say, "I got two kids born in
Alice McDermott
#6. The only thing we should scream into the world is love.
Jill Telford
#7. When I got old enough to date, I realized that Valentine's Day is just a commercial marketing scam to make men feel bad. So I let my boyfriends off the hook.
Evangeline Lilly
#8. Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th.
David Letterman
#11. I saw Jonathan after he faced the fear demon, you know. It showed itself to him as you. That told me all I needed to know. The greatest fear in Jonathan's life is the love he feels for his sister.
Cassandra Clare
#12. You have captured my soul in a cocoon of love. My heart will be forever yours.
Shae-Lynn Bourne
#13. What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute.
Aberjhani
#15. I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?
Jay Leno
#16. HIM: I should have known better than to fall for a scientist. Your idea of a Valentine's heart probably has an aorta. HER: Is it a crime to be biologically relevant? She
Jodi Picoult
#17. As the World Champion, every day is pretty much like Valentine's Day for me - as far as hooking up with the ladies.
Judah Friedlander
#18. For a full two hours, he stood at that door, a cloud of uncertainty ruling his mind. Damian felt like his heart was about to burst. Could she love him? Was it really true?
Elaine White
#19. If you have to do it, then you're doing the right thing.
Kathy Valentine
#20. I gave my girlfriend something she didn't expect for Valentine's day ... Chlamydia.
Frankie Boyle
#21. I have written a raucous valentine to a poet's dream and agony.
Ben Hecht
#22. In 2nd grade, a girl who was a friend of mine gave me a homemade valentine. Like, a real, handwritten one!
Luke Benward
#23. I've always had horrible Valentine's Days.
Rebecca Hall
#24. You'll have more power when you aren't angry. Anger sucks your energy. It makes you weak and distorts your focus.
A. Valentine Joseph
#25. But it was Valentine. I saw him. In fact, he had the Sword with him when he came down to the cells and taunted me through the bars. It was like a bad movie, except he didn't actually twirl his mustache. - Jace Wayland
Cassandra Clare
#26. When I get older losing my hair many years from now,
Will you still be sending me a Valentine, birthday greetings, bottle of wine?
If I'd been out till quarter to three would you lock the door?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me,
When I'm sixty-four?
John Lennon
#27. I need you forever, for you are my teddy.
Vikrmn
#28. Give me Pablo Neruda, picnic beneath a full moon & iridescent stars, black olives, cherries, dark things, canoe on a river ... that's romance.
Brandi L. Bates
#29. What is a decision? It's a tool to remove confusion! Are you confused? If so, then make the decision and let's move on!
Brian Valentine
#30. If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.
Carmen Electra
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