Cougar Quotes

#1. Please welcome our hometown girl, a Winsor Cougar, a world-famous recording artist. Please welcome Chanin Anne.

Tim Mettey

#2. I couldn't wait to meet his cherry-popping, cougar pimp landlady again. Said no one ever.

Linda Kage

#3. The chorus of "Jack and Diane" is: Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone. Are you kidding me? The thrill of living was high school? Come on, Mr. Cougar Mellencamp. Get a life.

Mindy Kaling

#4. You're robbing the cradle, then," he said. Humor filled his face. "You're a cougar."
Laughter burbled out of me, part of it relieved nerves, the other part surprise at the play on words. "I'm not that kind of cougar," I said, my tone lofty.

Faith Hunter

#5. I'm not into younger men. A couple of years younger, maybe, but I'm not a cougar. I'm not a panther, either.

LisaRaye McCoy-Misick

#6. I'm kind of lucky that we've finished shooting 'Cougar Town,' so I'm able to kind of just enjoy my pregnancy and be a stay-at-home mom and go to prenatal Pilates and do all that fun stuff that, if I were working, would be almost impossible to do.

Busy Philipps

#7. No self-respecting bird in good health would allow its feathers to look ruffled. No confident cougar would let its fur long remain matted and dirty.

Terry Goodkind

#8. When the cougar stalks by night, the hunted must become the hunter.

Heather Graham

#9. The great thing about a name like 'Cougar Town' is that you hear it once and you remember it forever. It's a very 'loud' title. But there's a connection to the word 'cougar' that means a lot of people are going to be turned off right away by the title alone without even giving the show a chance.

Dan Byrd

#10. It used to be cars had cool names: Dart, Hawk, Fury, Cougar, Firebird, Hornet, Mustang, Barracuda. Now we have Elantra, Altima, Acura, Lumina, Sentra, Corolla, Maxima, Tercel. Further proof that America has lost its edge.

George Carlin

#11. He kissed the top of her head. "How did you meet him?"
She curled up against Chase. "I was running a cougar in the Palo Duro Canyon and he saw me and chased after me."
"Sounds like you have a penchant for that....

Terry Spear

#12. You wanted a family. It doesn't get much more typical than an eccentric cougar sexually assaulting a hot, yet quirky uncle at a family gathering,

Randi Cooley Wilson

#13. 'Cougar' has become so distasteful. I really hate that expression.

Demi Moore

#14. But I need a ride back to town," Grace called after them. "You're not getting a ride back to town, woman. You're married!" Daniel might as well have been a cougar trapped in this cave with her. She'd have felt no safer. "I'm what?

Mary Connealy

#15. They grow them like that nowadays? Sign me up to be a cougar.

Tijan

#16. I live in a beautiful part of British Columbia, and I run through the rainforest. I do have to look over my shoulder to check for a cougar or a wolf though, so sometimes it's not the most relaxing.

Ruth Ozeki

#17. I was born Moishe Ketzelbourd but the Indians call me Maurice Cougar.

Ben Katchor

#18. I'm thinking when I meet the right person - and I do believe that I will - he's going to be younger. Not cougar territory, though. I won't go out with someone who could be my son!

Gayle King

#19. Jonas, Tate's teenaged son ... looking like mini-Tate, giving me the understanding that in a few years, me and every woman over twenty-five years of age in Carnal would be moved to become a cougar.

Kristen Ashley

#20. What I knew for sure was that he had a quick temper, a cocky attitude, and a southern accent ... Apparently he also has a pet cougar.

Stacy Mantle

#21. Animal lover that I am, a cougar I am not.

Betty White

#22. Meryl Streep's got talent, she's got skills. I'm sure she wants to be on 'Cougar Town,' right?

Brian Van Holt

#23. I have a speech impediment because I slur a lot, and they even make fun of me on 'Cougar Town' because there's certain word combinations that I just can't say.

Ian Gomez

#24. I bet you she's a pussy cat underneath all that attitude. "A pussy cat?" His friend almost choked. "More like a deadly cougar with sharp claws." "Lucky for her I've got a broad back for scratching and super healing powers. I wonder what it takes to get her to purr,

Eve Langlais

#25. I love to swim naked in the lake, either as a cougar or a human... But it would be even better if I had someone to swim with," he said, running his hand down her arm.

Terry Spear

#26. Disappointment forever lurked just beyond the edges of her joy, ready to spring like a ravenous cougar.

Kathleen Rice Adams

#27. Are you turning into a cougar? Is this some sort of midlife crisis I need to be concerned about?

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#28. Wild animals are not meant to be owned, any more than human beings are. Nobody has the right to pass a cougar or a gorilla on from hand to hand.

Pat Derby

#29. When I consider that the noble animals have been exterminated here - the cougar, panther, lynx, wolverine, wolf, bear, moose, deer, the beaver, the turkey, etc, etc - I cannot but feel as I lived in a tamed, and, as it were, emasculated country.

Henry David Thoreau

#30. It took me about a half an hour to weasel Daemon away from my mom.
Maybe I wouldn't have to worry about her and Will. Maybe I needed to worry about her and Daemon. Cougar.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#31. Yeah school girl, cool girl. Your dress is sexy and your momma is a cougar.

J. Cole

#32. Cougar jokes are now as hackneyed as airplane food.

Felipe Esparza

#33. I don't find the whole 'cougar' word that offensive.

Courteney Cox

#34. B, I swear, if you call her a cougar to her face, I will buy you a car." Carwyn snickered. "A house. Maybe even an island.

Elizabeth Hunter

#35. You've officially earned your claws. Not the cougar kind, of course. You're far too young for that. But you get honorary claws just for being the only hen in a whole house full of cocks. I'm so proud,

M. Leighton

#36. I can't define it, I can't tell someone who isn't a cougar what it's like. There's something that happens at Washington State; you quietly and subtly become infected...Washington State is a passion. Being a cougar is a passion

Jim Walden

#37. A cougar is a sexually active and confident woman who's a predator. Tell me you not flattered.

Jane Green

#38. I don't want you to go anywhere, but stay here with me," Chase said, and leaned down and kissed her forehead.

Terry Spear

#39. She told herself she should stick with her earlier plan and that meant returning to the guest room.
He finally smiled and said, "If you have to think about it that much, you're coming to bed with me."
"And that decided it. Well sort of.

Terry Spear

#40. So who spilled the paint?" Dan asked again.
"I did," Shannon and Chase both said at the same time.

Terry Spear

#41. I'll have to try the clothes on." She raised her hand handcuffed to his to emphasize how difficult that would be.
He smiled. He wasn't letting her out of his sight. The vixen smiled back.

Terry Spear

#42. I haven't done anything wrong. "Get off me!"
"You're kidding, right? You've injured a sheriff, broken in and entered a house, stole a car - mine - stole Hal Haverton's clothes, broken a glass, and littered.

Terry Spear

#43. You're only as old as your boy toy...

Vanessa Kincaid

#44. Shannon smiled. "It's snowing. Just a light snow, but look." In that moment, she felt like the snowflakes were angels on wings, and she had witnessed a miracle of nature.

Terry Spear

#45. So...will you be my wife?"...
"I'd love to be your wife. Where should we take our honeymoon?

Terry Spear

#46. She tugged him down in a way that said for him to get on with pleasuring her because he was dead meat if he didn't.

Terry Spear

#47. No other woman has ever knocked me out and escaped from me. That makes you a special case in my book.

Terry Spear