Cole Johnson Quotes

#1. This week, penny collector Gene Sukie went to the bank and cashed in 10,000 pounds of pennies he had collected over 34 years, which were worth over 14,000 dollars. And, of course, I was in line behind him.

Tina Fey

#2. Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie!

Dwayne Johnson

#3. There is no essential self that lies pure as a vein of gold under the chaos of experience and chemistry. Anything can be changed, and we must understand the human organism as a sequence of selves that succumb to or choose one another.

Andrew Solomon

#4. I'll tell you how to beat the gambling in Las Vegas. When you get off the airplane, walk right into the propeller.

Henny Youngman

#5. I'm always amazed at the American practice of allowing one party to a homosexual act to remain passive
it's so undemocratic. Sexmust be mutual.

W. H. Auden

#6. I never thought I was a libertarian until I picked up Reason magazine and realized I agree with everything they had printed.

Drew Carey

#7. Yet he knew that if she wavered he would never forgive her; she would drop at once from her high estate into those depths in his opinion where the dull average of both sexes sprawled for ever in indiscriminate heaps.

Elizabeth Von Arnim

#8. Human reason has this peculiar fate that in one species of its knowledge it is burdened by questions which, as prescribed by the very nature of reason itself, it is not able to ignore, but which, as transcending all its powers, it is also not able to answer.

Immanuel Kant

#9. You express yourself through written words. You're a writer.

Tara Sue Me

#10. This world is so thick with ghosts it's a wonder anyone can breathe.

Leah Raeder

#11. All experiences are stories to be told and must be written.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#12. Did you freak out this much when you got your tattoos?" I asked him, smiling at the apprehensive expression on his face.
He shifted, seeming to feel my pain a thousand times more than I. "Uh ... no. This is different. This is much, much worse.

Jamie McGuire

#13. Thankful Madiba for your legacy and your example. Youll always stay with us.

Cristiano Ronaldo

#14. An abundance of Twitter users believe they can troll and rant with impunity, no matter how debasing or even threatening their 140-character posts pose.

Jonathan Capehart

#15. There are no galley-slaves in the royal vessel of divine love - every man works his oar voluntarily!

Saint Francis De Sales

#16. Sorry, kitty, I think they're all out of balls of wool.

Mina Carter

#17. I'm a huge fan of Dustin Hoffman.

Sharlto Copley