Coat Hanger Quotes

#1. I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.

Steven Wright

#2. He merely sought a framework, like a coat hanger on which he could hang his life. At least then it might look like a life which was ready to be inhabited rather than a crumpled garment on the floor.

Danny Scheinmann

#3. I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I couldn't stop myself. I asked the stupid question. 'You lock your keys in the car?' 'Nope, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry.'

Bill Engvall

#4. Motherfucker, you try that again and I'll come in there with a fucking coat hanger and give you something to fucking kick about

David Sedaris

#5. So many things are lost in the dark. A slight misstep and we lose our footing. A quick hand in a pocket and we lose our money. A coat hanger in a womb and we lose a fetus. A swift puncture and we lose a life.

Pat Henshaw

#6. At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like 'I bet Tom Stoppard doesn't have to do this' or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling'.

Alan Bennett

#7. I wish I had a boyfriend. I wish he lived in the wardrobe on a coat hanger. Whenever I wanted, I could get him out and he'd look at me the way boys do in films, as if I'm beautiful.

Jenny Downham

#8. The things I could do to you with a coat hanger.

Bret Easton Ellis

#9. Ennis was back on his feet and somehow, as a coat hanger is straightened to open a locked car and then bent again to its original shape, they torqued things almost to where they had been, for what they'd said was no news. Nothing ended, nothing began, nothing resolved.

Annie Proulx

#10. The real question here is what happens to you, Gunther. In many ways you're a useful fellow to have around. Like a bent coat hanger in a toolbox, you're not something that was ever designed for a specific job, but you do manage to come in useful sometimes.

Philip Kerr

#11. I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.

Steven Wright

#12. Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Trey Parker

#13. Thank goodness for all the things you are not, thank goodness you're not something someone forgot, and left all alone in some punkerish place, like a rusty tin coat hanger hanging in space.

Dr. Seuss

#14. I used to think I was in love with Mia because she was in love with me. Now when I watch her strutting down the runway, twisting and flouncing the way her mother trained her, I know she's just a human coat hanger. A wired body I hold late at night and try to fit into.

Laurie Perez

#15. There are highlights when you become irreplaceable as a model, like when you become a muse to designers. They look at you differently; you're not a coat hanger for hire.

Iman

#16. You know what, coat hanger, I know that you're alone in the world right now and I know it's not easy, but I want you to know that one day you are gonna hold some clothes.

John Green

#17. Grief makes you feel alone, but you're not. I know you don't believe in-in religion-the same way I do, but you can believe you're surrounded by people who love you, can't you?

Cassandra Clare

#18. I try to trace the connection between the characters and that way a story or plot emerges.

Anita Desai

#19. Most men would love to be stared at by women. Don't doubt me on this. And my guess is that most women are actually intrigued by it and have developed techniques and skills for dealing with it. Don't doubt me.

Rush Limbaugh

#20. All I can do is read a book to stay awake, and it rips my life away, but it's a great escape.

Blind Melon

#21. I'm not in the depths of despair this morning. I never can be in the morning. Isn't it a splendid thing that there are mornings?

L.M. Montgomery

#22. Ink and paper were the only place where my voice didn't falter, didn't betray the real me.

Sarah Ockler

#23. There's an art to making something look good when, on a hanger, it's just a black coat.

Daria Werbowy

#24. A single twist of white-blonde hair blew across her face and stuck to her half-frozen lips. When she noticed me, the edges of her eyes crinkled as though she were smiling, as if she had been waiting.

Julia Ember

#25. There's my education in computers, right there; this is the whole thing, everything I took out of a book.

Howard Aiken

#26. Democracy is necessarily despotism, as it establishes an executive power contrary to the general will; all being able to decide against one whose opinion may differ, the will of all is therefore not that of all: which is contradictory and opposite to liberty.

Immanuel Kant

#27. It's as if they'd heard that there are values one is supposed to honor and this is what one does to honor them
so they went through the motions, like ghosts pulled by some sort of distant echoes from a better age.

Ayn Rand

#28. There is a correlation between economic inequality and personal violence. The explanation for the correlation isn't completely clear; there are a number of possibilities.

Steven Pinker

#29. The ideas within this philosophy are certainly not exclusive to any writer,

Nic Pizzolatto

#30. Not everybody is looking for a boyfriend with a sports car.

Haruki Murakami

#31. Writing papers was the punishment we had to endure for the thrill of discovering new mathematics.

Edward Frenkel