Top 12 Funny Coat Hanger Quotes
#1. If I told you your bare ass looks fantastic in the moonlight, would you hold that against me?
Pamela Clare
#2. Somehow, stars have a lot of class if they are done right; they never have a shelf life.
Bella Freud
#3. Some things are forgotten, some things disappear, some things die.
Haruki Murakami
#4. I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.
Steven Wright
#5. I'd been wanting to work with James McAvoy since I was in drama school. I suppose there are parallels in that we're Scottish, we went to the same drama school and share the same agent, but aside from that, he's someone I've looked up to.
Emun Elliott
#7. Everyone who knows anything of history also knows that great social revolutions are impossible without the feminine ferment. Social progress may be measured precisely by the social position of the fair sex (plain ones included).
Karl Marx
#8. I am glad you are come. When I was in England I desired that some one would speak the Great Word to me. I will go up and speak to the wise men of our nation, and I hope they will hear.
Tomochichi
#10. My one big rule for the over-40s is don't try to dress like an 18-year-old. It's possible to be 'on-trend' when you're older - you just have to look for the right stuff. You don't have to spend a fortune, either.
Twiggy
#11. It's because of you when I'm in bed in the morning that I can wind my spring and tell myself I have to live another good day.
Haruki Murakami
#12. Never judge your own writing. You're not fit to do so.
Isaac Asimov
