Chas And Dave Sayings

#1. I haven't always thrown hard, but eventually my (velocity) caught up with my mechanics.

Tim Lincecum

#2. I may be a vampire, but I'm still a girl and creepy crawlers will never be less scary.

Megan Duncan

#3. I once went to one of his Virgin Vie parties and had a really good time watching Chas having a paddy whilst trying to put on Dave's socks, before realising that he only had two feet, compared to Dave's three.

St John Morris

#4. If a woman gets insomnia, you never know where you're going to find her furniture the next morning. It's primal. We have so little we can control, but we can perfect the way our room looks.

Nicole Holofcener

#5. An opportunity to allow the bees in one's bonnet to buzz even more noisily than usual.

Hermann Bondi

#6. I always hoped I'd be the one to tame the bad boy. It's a stupid girly thing, the universal belief in vagina magic where men change after having some.

Milana Jacks

#7. You can't find a hermit to teach you herming, because of course that rather spoils the whole thing.

Terry Pratchett

#8. How are they hanging, tall, dark, and growly?"

"It's too fucking cold for them to be hanging anywhere right now.

Ellis Leigh

#9. Gardeners work with an ever-receding ideal of perfection; no sooner is something growing well than they see how to place it better or give it a better neighbor. To other's eyes, all may look as well as could be expected, but a good gardener's eye sees more to be improved.

Robin Lane Fox

#10. So, a word to all you Femin-Idi-Amins: Stop "liberating" moms by trying to
make them join the workforce. They're already doing the job that God put
them here to do: Everything.

Stephen Colbert

#11. I do think that what's wonderful in life is that we gain perspective as we take on different roles that are mind and heart opening.

Uma Thurman

#12. I don't think the rating system places too much pressure on chefs. I prefer to put the pressure on my chefs to perform to the top standards.

Alain Ducasse

#13. Money functions under its laws.

Sunday Adelaja

#14. Your brain can be your most powerful asset. But if not used properly, it can be your most powerful liability.

Robert T. Kiyosaki