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#1. Oh yeah, well I suddenly realises that she'd only been with my boyfriend at the Co-op Christmas do when I were eighteen. So I grabs her head and I stuck it through a display of them Muller's rices and I told her. That's for shagging Kevin Cooper you stupid fucking cunt. - Author: St John Morris
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#2. St John had always been a fan of the RS Turbo, mainly due to the colour coded rear spoiler and air vents in the bonnet, which distinguished it from the more common and less powerful XR3i. - Author: St John Morris
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#3. The Macedonian Endeavour Channel was screening live coverage of the world series of the Who's Got the Stupidest Name (WGSN) competition. First prize had already gone to Brian Burdock, a French Algerian with a penchant for Longchamp. - Author: St John Morris
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#4. I once went to one of his Virgin Vie parties and had a really good time watching Chas having a paddy whilst trying to put on Dave's socks, before realising that he only had two feet, compared to Dave's three. - Author: St John Morris
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#5. Tobak Davenport, who is a cross between some Sugar Puffs and Lynn Faulds-Wood, was squatting there before being removed by the local constabulary after he went round to complain about Luther Blisset's pet turkey fouling the communal herb garden. - Author: St John Morris
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#6. What have you got in there you little bastard? - Author: St John Morris
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#7. Run. Flee. Fuck off. Vanish from my presence and take the foul stench of your sordid secret with you. - Author: St John Morris
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#8. Private Benjamin lives next door but one to Bob Cryer from The Bill. I once saw him crouching down behind a sycamore tree and using his nose as an Allen Key to release a starving rat. - Author: St John Morris
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#9. A huge meringue with polio who drives everywhere in a beautifully restored Hillman Imp. - Author: St John Morris
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#10. Her protestations were drowned out by the sound of Gordon Honeycomb barfing up aftershock into the kitchenette sink. - Author: St John Morris
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#11. There was Arctic John, a businessman from Salisbury who doesn't hold water, Bruce Knott, a social worker from Cumberland who spends his lunch hour picking his bum, and Judith Glycerine, the reformation pig. - Author: St John Morris
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#12. Next door to the Bensons is Emmet Frag, a retired pacemaker who is credited with inventing the notion of happiness. He's currently working on a method for categorising ducks based on their singing voice. He's also the owner of the world's largest collection of tenor geese. - Author: St John Morris
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#13. Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter's day. - Author: St John Morris
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#14. Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie. - Author: St John Morris
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#15. You little prick. It's a whelk ... it's a ... it's a ... dead whelk! - Author: St John Morris
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#16. Your toaster's a puff. - Author: St John Morris
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